(Y/n) POV
"What do you want?" I growled at my tormentor
"Don't even try to call that overgrown lizard that's here to, it's just you and me" she said sitting down and crossing her legs
"What do you want?" I said glaring at her
"What I want is for you to kill the Red Dragon" she said smiling wickedly
"Not a chance" I said turning my back to her "
"You can either kill him or I'll kill you" and I stood up and turned my back to her
"Your bluffing" and I felt her wrap her arms around my back and she held my chin
"Maybe, but hen again" and she shocked me
"Maybe not" I pushed her off my back and I glared at her while she smiled insanely
"After you end the red dragon, I'l make you kill all the other devils you have made friends with" and I sprang up from the bed, panting. I looked around the room and it was about 2 in the morning
"Just a nightmare, just a nightmare" I said to myself and I put my hand down next to me to hold me up and I felt something
"Hmm?" I said felling around and it was soft and round
"What is this?" and I pulled up the blanket and Rias was laying next to me, and that I was groping her
"What the fu-ah!" I said falling back off the bed onto the floor. I landed with a thud and it must've woke her up
"Hello (Y/n)" she said rubbing her left eye
"Um, what are you doing in my room?" I asked her kind of quietly
"What? I like to sleep with my servants" she said laying back down
"Okay, but why are you naked?" I said as she looked confused
"I can't sleep unless I'm naked" she said sitting up and I covered my eyes
"You can look, I don't mind" she said pouting slightly
"Yeah not happening" I said turning around
"Fine, come back to bed, it's cold" she said laying back down and covering herself
"It would probably be warmer if you wore clothes" I said reluctantly getting back in the bed. I pulled up some covers and I shut my eyes trying to go back to sleep and Rias wrapped her arms around me and shoved my face into her breasts
"Goodnight (Y/n)" she said not letting my head go while I blushed and decided to not resist because I won't win.
Time skip to morning
I woke up next morning still buried in Rias' chest and I tried to wiggle out of her grip but I must've woke her up when I did
"Good morning (Y/n)" Rias said getting on all fours over me
"G-Good morning" i said trying not to stutter
"You know, it is the weekend so we don't have to get up just yet" and she leaned down and she said right into my ear
"Maybe we could do something together to help wake both of us up~" and she was pressing her breasts into my chest. Before I could answer the door flew open and Issei was standing there and Asia was behind him saying
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and Issei then stepped in and said
"You!" and he pointed at me
"Me?" I said confused by him and I glanced at Rias who was just as confused as me
"What do you want?" I said getting up and running my hand through my hair
"How dare you" Issei said making me even more confused
"How dare you hog Rias' boobs all to yourself!" and he pulled out a white glove
"I challenge you to a duel" and he slapped me with it
"First off, ow, secondly, why?" and he slapped me again
"I challenge you for the rights to look at Rias' boobs" and he slapped me again
"Slap me one more time and I'm ripping that hand off" and he put the glove away
"We duel at midday, mono-e-mono, man to man, dragon to dragon, boob lover to boob lover" and I rubbed my temples
"If I say yes will you leave me alone?" and he nodded triumphantly
"then fine, I'll duel you or whatever" and he marched out of the room
"I'm so sorry" Asia said shutting the door
"This is all your fualt, I hope you know that" I said only for Rias to pull me back to the bed
"Midday is a few hours away, we still have time too~" and I wiggled out of her grasp and grabbed some clothes and jumped into the bathroom "What did I do to deserve this again?"
Later
Me and Issei faced off on opposite sides of a field near the clubhouse and he was mentally hipping him self up while I played on my phone. Kiba, Koneko and Akeno were also watching for fun and Rias said to me
"Don't break him to much" and I put my phone away
"I'll only break him a little bit" I said and at exactly 12:04 p.m he turned to face me and said
"(Y/n) (L/n), I challenge you to a duel for Rias' boobs!" and I sighed
"Fine, yeah sure, let's go with that" I said kicking my foot lazily
"Boosted gear" he said activating his while mine activated as well. He rushed me while I sidestepped and he fell onto the ground
"You sure you want to do this?" I said as he got up and dusted himself off
"I won't let you hog her boobs all to yourself" he said boosting up
"Fine" and I held up my arm
"Balance breaker" and my scale mail came around me and I said
"Hit me with your best shot" and he hand glowed bright green and he yelled as he ran at me to punch me. When his fist made contact a large blast of dust and dirt, when it cleared both of us were still standing but only for Issei to drop down clutching his now broken hand
"You done now?" I asked him as he tried to get up and ignore the pain. I flicked his forehead and he fell over with swirls for eyes and he was drooling. I went out of balance breaker and picked him up
"Dumbass" I said bringing him over to Asia for healing 'This is my life right now, this is it'
