Cliches #18

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Why do the ex-boyfriends ALWAYS have to cheat on them?

Example: My ex-boyfriend cheated on me with a girl who he thought was better.

Why This Is Annoying: I was just thinking about this and I thought to myself,

 "How many breakups did I see other than them cheating on each other?" 

 I realize, THERE IS NOT ONE FREAKING BOOK I READ THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER EXPLANATION ON WHY THEY BROKE UP! This is so freaking annoying because NOT EVERY FREAKING GUY IN THE WORLD IS A JERK!

How To Fix This: Okay redo. Now, look; I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE CHEAT ON THE OTHER PERSON! BUT YOU KNOW GIRLS DO IT TOO?!?!?!?! MAGICCCCCCCC RIGHT!? Honestly, you can just say 

"it didn't work out"  

"I'm asexual and you are putting me in a situation that might turn bad later if I don't do something about it"

 "I don't feel right about us being together" 

You need creative ideas people.

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