Cliche #64

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Guys are totally douches.

Example: "Hey, baby..." he said to me. "Ew." I try to walk away. "People say my dick is a choking hazard. Want to test that?" he laughs and so does his fellow friends. "Don't they put that on small objects?" I growl. A bunch of "Dude, she roasted you" comes from the crowd.

Why This Is Annoying: I feel bad for the guys reading this. Not every guy is like that. But books make them all total jerks.

How To Fix This: Make the guys nice, please. Not every guy is some weird jerk who just wants to bang every hot person he sees.

A/N Two in one day.

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