Cliche #88

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Dem Pickup Lines

Example: "If nothing last forever than can you be my nothing?" he looked up eyes glimmering. Aw.

Why This Is Annoying: If you are reading this sentence say a pickup line. I got one

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Uh.... actually, my Doctor says my Vitamin You levels are just fine at zero.

OHHHHHHHHH

How To Fix This: No keep this. I wanna burn each and every pickup line there is mwhahaahahaha. That what people get for not using them on me. But like girls (not all) get easily flattered (or at least I do) and a pickup line would bE SO GREAT SO GUYS AND GALS AND NON GENDERED ALIENS IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU GO GET THEM they can maybe be flattered.


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