The Nerds Nerdy Badboy (#wattys2017 )

chapter 11

its a bird its a plane nope its a UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

just had to do that it's cuz I'm so weird  its so long since i updated 

there tooooooo cute

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Riley pov

"rain drop, drop tops smoking on coo-" 

oh shut the fuck up alarm its still Sunday ugh let me just switch it this shit off 

crap its 1 in the afternoon wheres tanya why didn't she wake me up stupid puta ( bitch in Spanish) my Latina just gets to me when me when I'm angry or annoyed or it just comes out of my mouth like verbal diarrhoea.  plus i don't swear only in Spanish when I'm angry

 she better be at least cooking me food if she's not gonna be waking me up because i have to tell you this now i love food yes I'm a foodie but don't judge or watch the poop monster will come and eat you mhmm he will you have been warned. 

after i got out of bed and did my shiz i go to wake up tanya but she's not there bruh where this bish. i went downstairs to look for her i find her there but there were two other people with her the two.

those two people were non other than my sexy neighbour and his  sidekick yes you got it people tyler and  Ryder wait did i say sexy yes i do like as i have said before he was my childhood dream but he is like a celebrity crush they will never like you and worldly whereas he is area wise known basically he is known everywhere i go for his looks and bad behaviour. Is Tanya a moron or something because if she was she would have been a discriminant to all morons. (i actually saw/heard this last time on the goldbergs it's a funny show) 

as i go tiptoe down the stairs i realise there all just sitting around on there phones wow is this what my mum talks about when she says "look what technology does to our family".

after about two seconds of just looking at them weirdly i get the best idea, it was amazing, i felt like i had won a nobel award at how good it was. I quickly ran upstairs to my bedroom into my game room. when you enter it you see a half  completed room with a door on the side but you only see it if you're very observant because it's faded in with the graffiti around the room. i did this with dante when we were dating before he changed and wasn't the nice guy my brother befriended and brought home. anyway as i was saying behind that door was a room full of pranking equipment. i built this room with my brother and Tanya, they only knew about and obviously my parents because  if they would this room firstly i wouldnt be here giving you my life story, i would probably be ashes that a fish has choked on in some part of the pacific ocean and the police will not of my death apart of my parents and the people in heaven or probably most likely hell. Lets just say it took alot of begging i nearly sacrificed my precious lindor chocolates. (which are incredibly expensive)

 Any as i was saying, i went up there and saw my best old pal silly string.........

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Knock knock  

who's there

amish 

amish who 

aww i missed you too 

i know corny joke it's just i saw it and i was hahah....not

i know its christmas eve so merry christmas to all  even though i dont celebrate thought i might just say it not to be rued oh yeah and a happy new year