0.09 || Produce puns

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"How are you feeling today?" Chris asked his sister.

"I'm doing a lot better. Thanks." She smiled.

They were currently at the super market buying loads of snacks. They were going to binge watch 'Full House.'

"Hey so have your heard from Adrian lately?" Asked Scarlett as they walked down the candy aisle.

"No...why?" He asked.

"He's been awfully quiet about the situation. So has Natalie." Scarlett dumped a whole tray of Hershey's chocolate into their cart.

"Wellllll...I mean...he could be planning something, or something like that." Replied Chris.

"You know something." She responded.

"I actually do not. But knowing Adrian he probably is planning something." Corrected Chris.

"We're getting ice cream right?" Asked Scarlett.

"Obviously." He agreed.

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"Hey hey hey Scarls. I find you appealing." Chris held up bananas.

"Ok ok. I got one. We're a great pair." Scarlett held up a pear.

"Oh I didn't think you would come up with one. Let me see." Chris looked for an item in the produce aisle to use. "Ok I got it. What's Michele Obamas favorite vegetable?"

"What?" She asked with a grin.

"Broccoli. Ha knee slap." Responded Chris making Scarlett laugh.

"Your so sweet—potato, you know how I love produce puns!" She picked up a near by sweet potato. Chris started making a horrible beat to Scarlett's confusion.

"That beat though." He picked up a beet, then dropped it. "When the beat drops!"

"Jesus how many do you have?" She asked while wiping her eyes.

"I don't know but lettuce talk about how many people are in here. There isn't mushroom in here." Replied Chris.

"Oh my god your killing me. But it's like a party! Let's turn up!" She picked up a turnip.

"Your too much." Chris sighed; he was just happy he made her smile.

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"Chris..." Scarlett squealed as she hid behind him.

"What happened?" He asked Scarlett.

"Someone pointed at me." She said.

"I got this."

He then threw his sweater on her.

"Genius!"

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"Wait how did we get into the Alcohol aisle?" Asked Chris.

"I don't know." Scarlett replied. She then picked up the nearest drink.

"Minor in possession!" She whispered as she speed walked away.

"Wait Scarls come back." Laughed Chris.

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They are such cute siblings. This chapter is from a video by the beautiful potato known as Liza Koshy. Original ⏬⬇️

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