South Park x Reader *COMPLETE*

Professor Chaos x Reader

I got sent to Professor Chaos' HQ by The Coon to find out his plans. Cartman wanted to know what him and General Disarray were up to, and if they were planning an attack on us.

Being honest I had a thing for Chaos, he's just so adorable and plus he can't resist a girl.

As I approach the entrance, I was hesitant to knock, but I took a deep breath and did it. General Disarray opened ugh great- I really don't like him.

"Can I help you?" He said in a sassy way; such a bitch.

"May I speak with Professor Chaos?"

He studied my face like trying to understand why I wanted to talk to Chaos, as he knew that I was working along side The Coon and Friends.

"He is through there."  He point through a hallway.

"Thank you." I entered beginning to feel nervous again.

"Y/N! Oh jeez, I mean (your/superhero/name) what can I do for you?" He got down from his chair and came over to me.

"I was wondering if." I sighed. "If I could join forces with you."

He put his hand on his chin as if he was thinking - he's gonna say no.

"What about The Coon and Friends?"

Think quickly. "I left them. I no longer want to collaborate with them."

He studied my face looking for real answers; I have to persuade him.

"I know all their plans."

Now he looked intrigued

"I can tell you all of them."

He smirk and came closer to me. "Welcome aboard, Y/N."

*One Week Later*

I made up fake plans in order to get Professor Chaos to tell me his plans. It worked.

We also have a flirting thing going on...

I was making my way to my new HQ when I heard someone shout my name. The Coon.

"(Your/superhero, name), dude, it's been a week. Have you succeeded yet?"

He was with Toolshed and The Human Kite.

"Not yet."

I do. I have all the information.

He sighed "Well, hurry the fuck the up."

I nodded they left.

I betrayed my actual side, but I'm on the side I want to be on.

I arrived and saw Chaos outside. I smiled and once he noticed he came over to me.

"Hello, my love. Today it's just you and me" He sounded like he was trying to be sexy; it's working.

"Where's General Disarray?"

He came closer to me, his lips an inch away from mine.

"He's got the day off."

Before I could respond, he kissed me. I kissed back knowing that I'm never returning to The Coon and Friends again.