South Park x Reader *COMPLETE*

Kyle x Reader x Stan

Kenny and Cartman told me that Kyle and Stan both like me...

Now I come to think of it, the way they act around me kinda shows it.

I can't believe I was so oblivious to it before.
What do I do?
I mean they're both cute as hell. Do I even like them in that way?
I don't know, I'm so confused. They've been drifting apart too...
Is it my fault?

I walked to the lunch table, and Kenny and Cartman walked away laughing, and I couldn't help but to smirk.

I looked up and Stan and Kyle were glaring at each other.

I sat in between them.

"Guys, just make up and be friends again, please!"

"Who said we weren't friends?" Kyle said.

"You kinda make it clear by the way you've been fucking acting."

"What do you mean?" Stan said.

"You're basically drifting apart - you don't seem like you want to be around each other anymore and not to mention the arguments."

I rested my chin on my fist.

"People argue, Y/N."

"Not all the time."

"We're not arguing right now"

"Yeah because I'm talking."

"Jeez, where'd this sass come from?"

I looked up at Stan and glared at him. He put his hands up like he was surrendering then looked down.

"I was gonna say something, but now I'm not sure." Kyle joined in.

I looked at him. "Say it."

"I'm not sure that's a good idea." He looked at Stan who started laughing then Kyle laughed to.

I couldn't help but smile.

Stan nudged me. "Ha! You're smiling!" He teased.

"Shut up." I looked down, still smiling.

They laughed again then started talking as friends for the first time in ages...

I kept glancing at them. Thinking that I wonder if I could date both.... Could I? A throuple relationship... that could actually be quite fun.

"Hey, dudes." I said in a flirty way.

They both looked at me.

"I heard that you both have taken a liking to the same girl."

Stan gulped.

"W-who said t-that?" Kyle tried to be cool.

I giggled. "My house, 5 p.m."

I got up as soon as the bell rang.

*Your house*

I heard a knock on the door, I knew it was them.

I was home alone, so I ran downstairs quickly.

"Hey." I smirked as I opened the door.

They both looked scared.

I moved past to let them in. We all sat on the couch.

"Y/N, we can explain." Kyle said.

I turned to kiss him.

I don't know how this is gonna end, I'm just hoping it's the way I want it to.

We started making out.

"Well... this is awkward.." Stan said and went to get up.

I placed my hand on his upper thigh then turned to kiss him.

I think they were both in shock.

After I pulled away, they both stared at each other.

"I want you both." I said, smirking at them.

They didn't say a word.

"Take it or leave it, guys."

"I'll take it."

"Yeah, me too."