Festive Chatroom

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Sorry I really love doing these chatroom one shots, and I hope you guys do too! Merry Christmas and I'm sorry if you don't celebrate it, but Happy Holidays!
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Y/n has started a chatroom

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Y/n: MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS

John: Sorry I couldn't join you guys this years, with Mary and the baby and all.

Y/n: It's fine John, but shouldn't you be parenting rather than in a chatroom?

Mary has joined the chat

Mary: JOHN THE CURTAINS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE

John: Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii

John has left the chatroom

Mary has left the chatroom

Y/n: Well okay then, Merry Christmas Sherlock!

Sherlock: Y/n I'm just down the hall, why don't you come over

Y/n: Moving is for people who actually do exercise

Mycroft has joined the chatroom

Mycroft: Merry Christmas brother dearest, and Y/n

Sherlock: ...Merry Christmas Mycroft...

Y/n: Awwww Mycroft, thank you! Merry Christmas.

Mycroft: Mummy misses you Sherlock, you and Y/n should really come up to the house next year

Y/n: Oh, I don't think I should, Sherlock and I only just started dating a few months ago and...

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Mrs.Holmes: MYCROFT I THINK I GOT THE CHATROOM THINGY WORKING!

Mycroft: ...

Sherlock: ...

Y/n: ...

Mr. Holmes: OH HONEY Y/N IS IN THIS CHATROOM

Mrs. Holmes: OH LORDY! MYCROFT YOU DIDN'T TELL US Y/N WOULD BE HERE! OH Y/N HONEY SHERLOCK HAS TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU! YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A SWEETIE!

Sherlock: *extreme nervous blushing*

Y/n: Thank you very much Mr. And Mrs. Holmes! It's wonderful to chat with you!

Mr. Holmes: HONEY WE SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE THESE KIDS THE ALONE TIME THEY DESERVE

Mrs. Holmes: ALRIGHT HONEY! TOODLES KIDS!

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Mycroft: Sorry, they don't know how to turn off caps lock

Y/n: *giggles* Your guys' parents are the best

Sherlock: *furiously blushing still*

Mycroft: Okay kids, I should give you some alone time ;)

Mycroft has left the chatroom

Sherlock: Finally some time to ourselves...

Moriarty has joined the chatroom

Moriarty has changed their name to Jingle Bell Jim

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Y/n's name to Special Snowflake

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Sherlock's name to John's Old Christmas Jumper

Jingle Bell Jim: Merry Christmas you two! How's it going!

John's Old Christmas Jumper: I swear to Mycroft

Special Snowflake: Hey Jim! Merry Christmas!

John's Old Christmas Jumper: Y/n don't tell hume Merry Christmas, he tried to kill us on several occasions

Jingle Bell Jim: r u d e  i ' m  s h o o k

Special Snowflake: Merry Christmas regardless

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John: I'm good now guys, we put the curtains out

Mary has joined the chatroom

Jingle Bell Jim has changed John's name to Smol Puffy Marshmallow

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Mary's name to Mary Christmas

Smol Puffy Marshmallow: I swear to Sherlock

Mary Christmas: My name should have been John's Current Christmas Jumper

John's Old Christmas Jumper: r u d e

Special Snowflake: "Bachelor John Watson"

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John's Old Christmas Jumper: Moriarty I swear if you...

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Lestrade's name to Detective Candy Cane

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Anderson's name to Unwanted Present

Jingle Bell Jim has changed Donovan's name to Christmas Socks

Unwanted Present: r u d e

Unwanted Present has left the chat

Christmas Socks: Who the hell is Jingle Bell Jim?

Mary Christmas: James Moriarty, criminal mastermind

Detective Candy Cane: GET HIM!

Christmas Socks: I mean it's not our division but okay

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Jingle Bell Jim: Shhhhiiiiiiiiiii

Jingle Bell Jim has left the chatroom

Mary Christmas: THE HAM IS STILL IN THE OVEN! JOHN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TI GET IT OUT HALF AN HOUR AGO!

Smol Puffy Marshmallow: Shhhhhiiiiiii

Mary Christmas has left the chatroom

Smol Puffy Marshmallow has left the chatroom

John's Old Christmas Jumper: Finally a moment to ourselves

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