Nutin' For Christmas: Dallas Winston Version

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A/N: Alright, so I know Christmas already passed, but I just couldn't help but to make this little parody of a Christmas song that seems really under appreciated. Enjoy!
Btw: Nutin' = nothing

I broke my blade on Johnny's head

Somebody snitched on me.

I put a frog in Stevie's bed

Somebody snitched on me!

I spilled some beer on Darry's rug!

I made Curly eat a bug!

Bought cigarettes with a penny slug!

Somebody snitched on me!

Ohhhh, I'm getting nutin' for Christmas!

All of Tulsa is mad!

I'm getting nutin' for Christmas!

Cause I ain't been nutin' but bad!

I put a tack on Two-Bit's chair

Somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot it Cherry's hair

Somebody snitched on me!

I did a dance on Pony's plants!

Climbed a tree and tore my pants!

Filled the chocolate cake with ants!

Somebody snitched on me!

Ohhhhh, I'm getting nutin' for Christmas!

All of Tulsa is mad!

I'm getting nutin' for Christmas!

Cause I ain't been nutin but bad!


~ TJ

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