Under Average Nerd

Hell

I sat on a hard wooden bench in the smallest store on Earth. The walls were lined with dresses, each with more sparkles than the last. On the other side of the store was lined in suits with shiny black shoes under each pair. Nova, Olivia and I scrunched our noses in disgust as Duckbutt held up a shiny pink dress for Olivia. The dress stopped right above her knees and the back was open, the chest area of the dress was covered in glitter and had white flowers on the top. Olivia picked up the dress looked at it for a minute before putting it back and leaving the store. We all looked at her before Nova and I got up and quickly ran after her eager to escape that glittery pit of hell. I looked back to see the lady that worked there glare at us while grumbling and going to help other people. Olivia quickly ran into Hot topic with Duckbutt following quickly behind her while Nova walked to a different dress store and I decided to follow Nova. We entered a store that had dresses lining the wall once again but these dresses had less ruffles, glitter, and they showed nowhere near as much skin as the other store. Nova walked up to a rack with long dresses and began looking for a dress for me. Next week was our formal and Nova and Duckbutt decided they got to pick out Olivia and my dress for it. Nova picked up a dress, gasped and told me to leave so I would not see it. She handed the dress to the stores clerk and shoved me out of the store. I looked over and saw Olivia about to kick Duckbutt just to see what the dress looked like.

"NONE OF THAT PINK AND FRILLY SHIT ASSBUTT" Olivia screamed at Duckbutt before giving up and sitting on the bench outside of the store. I walked next to her and saw her glaring at Duckbutt. I slowly moved away as she muttered death threats under her breath.

"Honestly these two are scaring me more than you are right now." I glanced at Olivia to see her reading on her phone.

"If he buys a pink dress can I kill him?" Olivia's eye was twitching and she was about to crush her own phone.

"Only if you do it outside." After I said this we both went back to waiting quietly. Nova walked out of the store five minutes later with a huge grin on her face. She walked over to me hugged me and then began walking.

"Where are you going?" I tilted my head and looked at her. She laughed at me and walked back towards us.

"Where going to get pretzels and look like a cute couple!" Nova said before dragging me with her to the pretzel stand.

"GIVE ME MY FRIEND BACK YOU IDIOT!" Olivia screamed making Nova run faster. I saw Duckbutt chase after Olivia trying to stop her as I laughed hysterically. This was going to be one interesting formal for all of us.