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Davy Jones x Tambourine

  A/N: Hahaha, why do I love shipping people with the musical instruments so much. <3

And I'm not doing my requests in any particular order, so sorry.

But you can be sure I'll write your request someday too!

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Once upon a time there was a dwarf- I mean Davy Jones.

Davy was a tambourinist, a maracas' player and a vocalist of "The Monkees" band, and if you haven't heard about them, don't worry. Me neither.

Our little hero was sitting in the room's corner, watching Mike's and Micky's makeout with a jealousy in his eyes, sighing deeply.

"Hi," the living sugar, Peter, came to him. Not without the problems, because of all the girls, surrounding the vocalist. "What's bothering you?"

"I feel alone," answered Jonesy, pointing at their friends. "I want to find somebody to love, too."

Yeah, Davy, bc ur so alone.

Pete was confused. Without any words, he pointed at the harem of Davy's girls in the TV series.

"They don't count."

There was a melancholic silence for a moment.

Suddenly, Davy was hit by a tambourine in the back of his head.

"Move your ass!" screamed oh so nice friend from the band, Nez. Congrats, Nez. "We're recording!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming." Jonesy groaned with pain, rubbing the aching back of his head. He picked up the instrument off the ground, looked at it, and put it aside.

He didn't know that he has just met the love of his life.

He also didn't know what was going to happen.

* * *

The boys were playing, everything fine, chill. But that was something that Davy couldn't get out of his mind.

The tambourine. He couldn't stop thinking about it. That instrument was so beautiful, shining... so majestic... The way it sounded, so delicate, making his heart beat faster. Jonesy wanted to hug it, hold close to his heart and-

"Davy."

"What?"

"You're thinking out loud. And that's fucking disturbing."

"Thinking out loud isn't that bad..."

"I'm talking 'bout CRUSHING THE DAMN TAMBOURINE."

"Oh."

The vocalist felt stupid a bit. Now his friends knew his biggest secret.

But he also got angry on Nez. He knew nothing!

The atmosphere became nervous as if Yoko Ono entered the room.

"Said the one guy snogging his woolen hat!"

Micky laughed. Mike killed him with one gaze, murmuring to his hat something like It's alright, love, ignore them, Pete tried to make it up with them. Everyone argued and got out.

Cute.

Davy went back to his house and laid on a bed. But he couldn't sleep. His thoughts were still coming back to the beautiful tambourine and its godly sound.

Finally, he decided he can't take it anymore, got up from the bed and ran to the studio, opening the door, looking for his precious instrument.

It was there. Laying with all of its majesty.

"Hi..." the vocalist spoke shyly, with a charming smile.

They were looking at each other for a while, when finally Davy came closer and hugged the Tambourine lovingly.

"I love you," he confessed. It was a love from the first sight and now he knew it.

And then they kissed.

You can be cute, but you'll never be as cute as David Jones kissing his tambourine.

After a long makeout, something strange happened. Tambourine in short man's embrace started to shake a little.

A sudden bang filled the room. Everything was so bright, blinding the musician. Clouds of smoke were everywhere. Jonesy fell on his knees, coughing, not knowing, what's going on.

When he recovered his vision again, he saw an unmaterialistic man, standing in front of him between the smoke, looking at him.

"Welcome," he said, his voice echoing. "I'm the Genie of the tambourine. You set me free, by snogging the tambourine. From the gratefulness, I'll make your one wish come true."

"I want more wishes," said Davy immediately.

"It's against the rules."

"Shame. So I want a peace on Earth."

"Isn't it a bit too hard?"

Frustrated Jonesy sighed. "So I want to be taller."

There was a silence.

"Okay, I'll give you that peace on Earth."

BOOM!

Peace broke out all over the world, every1 was happy and Davy got married with his tambourine, with Peter, who officiated at a wedding. Guess who didn't come. Obvi. Michael.

But then jealous harem of Davy's girls from the TV series kidnapped the tambourine and burned it at the stake.

And the musician couldn't revive it, because he has wasted his wish for some peace on Earth, pfft.

So his heart was broken, he was really sad and never found as wonderful tambourine as that one.

And no1 lived happily ever after except maybe the Genie. Lmao.

THE END