Okay, Let's Practice

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You grouchily reached for your phone at 12:30 in the morning. Nearing anger you looked at the unread message, you saw it was Marshall and soon smiled. You got your phone in your hand and laid on your back, holding the phone over your face.

Marshall-
There is this girl I really like and I'm afraid to tell her how I feel. What should I do?

You rolled your eyes, even though to the public he looks like a tough, unmerciful man, he's actually a real softy and a caring person.

You-
You can text her? Practice on me.

Marshall-
But I cunt.

You laughed looking at his text, only he would come up with that.

You-
C'mon Marshie.

Marshall-
Fineeee

You waited a few seconds, then his text popped up.

Marshall-
I love you.

You-
Good job, now tell her.

You have to admit, you kind of feel jealous of whoever this girl is.

Marshall-
Don't need to.

"This is not what I think it is. He has to be joking." You said raising your eyebrows in confusion as you typed your text message into you're phone.

You-
What do you mean?

Marshall-
Cause I just told her.

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