Holy crap!
So the dares I have were way too risky!
Well... if I recall I gave some very risky dares for those two... haha, this one does not matter at all! After all theirs are way too hard! But Lenka. Yuu, I gave him an annoying one.
So I chased Lenka after he ran off calling my given dares "nonsense". I told him my story and it piqued his interest. (Or that's what I thought...)
I also told him a secret between the two of us- the girl whom I'm eyeing!
And note: we did our dares on our day-offs (we have a day-off every week)
This is what happened:
__________________________________________________________________________
Lemme read the dares again from a piece of paper and a tissue paper- no it's a mail.
Lenka:
First dare, Eat a bunch of Hot sauce not less than 50. No turning back. ^-^Second dare, Tell me who you're eyeing. In other words someone you are interested... infatuation.
***
"Why would Lenka be interested in crush things? When he doesn't even know what Date is. Is he kidding?"
...Well , whatever.
Yuu asked me to-- do 10,000 pushups. I decided to do that rather than clean the toilets. So I mailed him that I'll do ten thousand push-ups and he agreed, he even scoffed damnit he's making a fun of me.
Damn , I'll almost die in 1,000s. How the hell can I do 10,000? Well if I do 1,000 a day then I'd improve and 1,000 would be an easy job. Then what Yuu gave me was a good thing too.
Like what I gave him
Haha! Okay eenie meenie mini moe! So the first one to do is... eat a bunch of hot sauce--
They really did a payback on me!
***
I bought 50 hot sauce at the merchant's.
He said not less than 50. I guess dares can be fun too since it was hard, so no worries. Well that's why there's dare because it was meant to be hard... I also bought 10 bottles of very cold water.
The merchant asked me "Why the hell would you need 50 hot sauce? Where's the pizza can I have some?"
I replied "The pizza is in my stomach so I gotta put some hot sauce inside." The merchant laugh his lungs off. Why would he laugh at such a corny joke? It would be fun if I say "Hot sauce can make you hot! But in your state even hot sauce won't work! You need to hotten up by letting a Quadriga fire you".
(Ya know what "hot" means...in other words, cool? Da hell man! How hot can be cool? Just kidding. I knew you know what hot means. Hot body, girl look at that body, I worked out)
I left him and sat in a "shady" corner. In simple words it was a dark corner. Shady I like that word.
*gulp*
*gulp*
*choke*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" I shout loudly because of the hot sauce. I immediately drank cold water to kill the heat.
YOU ARE READING
God Eater [Fanfiction]
同人小说A God Eater fanfic; the main male character is Yuu, not Lenka. But crazily Lenka will be in here too, just making the story weird ;] (this is the remake of "God Eater: Yuu Kannagi" ^-^) * I don't own God Eater, nor the characters