Zodiac Signs (Book 2)

Roasting Someone

The signs roasting someone

"Why are you missing a teeth?"

Aries: "Because I used to ask stupid questions too."

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"Without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful." 

Taurus: "Thank you for your sacrifice."

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"Are you getting smart with me?" 

Gemini: "How would you know?"

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"I lost two pounds this week! This is progress motherfuckers! This is progress!" 

Cancer: "What, did you take your make-up off?"

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"It really makes me happy when two ugly people find each other and fall in love!"

 Leo: "So who's the lucky guy?"

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"See? I do know a thing or two."

 Virgo: "What's the other thing?"

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"My dick is so hard." 

Libra: "To find."

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"When I die, I want my epitaph to read 'Mistakes were made'" 

Scorpio: "Wasn't that already on you birth certificate?"

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"Do you know who my dad is?" 

Sagittarius: "Does your mum?"

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"What are you looking at?!" 

Aquarius: "How many guesses do I get?"

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~After being given advice by Capricorn~

"Taken, not appreciated."

Capricorn: "I didn't ask for the title of your autobiography."

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"I have people throwing themselves at me."

Pisces: "Yeah, but only after they've run out of bullets and thrown the gun."