America

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(For Luckysunset)

"Al please.."

"Al help me escape this shitty fan fiction" the Canadian begged, pleading at his brothers door. "Sorry Mattie.. I escaped that hell long ago and I ain't going back! Wait.. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Someone requested us together didn't they?" The Canadian slowly nodded as both became quiet. "So like.. Do I have to go all yandere or some shit?"

"I think so"

"So um.. Senpai? Desu? Kawaii? Baka?" Alfred shrugged until Japan came in and nearly bitch slapped him. "Stop Alfred-San! Fucking weeb.. Just stalk him or something! Call him yours! Fuck him against the table for all I care just don't do that shit again"

After that conversation.. Everywhere Canada went, America went to. "Are they pleased now?! Uh I mean.. Canada is mine? Hahahaha *coughs* ha-ha?"

"We suck at this eh" 

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