What the Heck???

What happened to the story?

Me: *Slap Narrator*

Narrator: What was that for?

Me: For kissing me against my will!

Narrator: Yes!

Me: What you so happy about?

Narrator: You said it was a kiss not an attack. I say I did better.

Me: No!

Narrator: Yep.

Me: Whatever, just start the story. Sophie was on a train.

Narrator: Oh joy! We have story time.

Me: You enjoyed that didn't you?

Narrator: Yep, immensely.

Me: Humph.

Narrator: Deep down you know you liked it.

Me: Shut up and begin the story.

Narrator: *Laughs*

Me: Fine I will.

Narrator: Go ahead.

Me: You're no fun.

Narrator: I am tons of fun.

Me: Really? You're that fat. No wonder I almost died when you sat on me.

Narrator: Yep.

Me: How about I sit on you?

Narrator: I wouldn't mind.

Me: *Sit on him*

Narrator: *Pulls me closer*

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Narrator: *Holds around my waist*

Me: *Struggles to get away* Let me go!

Narrator: You're the one who wanted to sit on me. So I think you do have feelings for me.

Me: I will get my boyfriend to beat you up!

Narrator: *Lets me go* You have a boyfriend?

Me: Nope, but my plan worked.

Narrator: Oh, good.

Me: Start the story!

Narrator: Fine.

Me: Never mind I will. Sophie got on the baggage car. She was caught during the train ride! The man took her to the front and threw her in the jail car.

Narrator: Interesting.

Me: *Yells* No interruptions!!!

Narrator: But I thought I was supposed to read, wasn't that my purpose in this book?

Me: Yes it WAS, but now my characters don't do as I ask.

Narrator: Interesting.

Me: What is with you and that word?

Narrator: Interesting?

Me: Are you stuck? Should I hit you?

Narrator: Interesting.

Me: *Hits Narrator in the arm*

Narrator: Ouch!

Me: You are such a baby!

Narrator: You could kiss me better.

Me: In your dreams.

Narrator: And yours too.