Narrator: Honey I'm here!
Me: I am not anybody's honey. And I am definitely not yours. Now continue the story. Isn't that what we're here for?
Narrator: Who needs to chill?
Me: You do! Now continue.
Narrator: *Grumbles* Okay grump.
Me: What did you say?
Narrator: Nothing!
Me: I am tired. I will not deal with anything you do right now!
Narrator: Holy cow. What did you do when you left my house?
Me: What are you talking about? I was never at your house.
Narrator: What are YOU talking about? You came over and had brownies and pizza.
Me: You had brownies AND pizza without me?
Narrator: But you were there with me. You pranked me and then I kissed you.
Me: I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about. Are you delusional?
Narrator: I don't know. Well I guess we had better continue the story. *Whispers* Must have been a dream.
Me: Yeah, we should continue the story. The last part we were at was when Sophie sneaked onto the baggage train.
Narrator: Yeah. Sophie sneaked onto the baggage train. But she was found and thrown into the jail car. Wait! There aren't jail cars anymore.
Me: Sure there are. You just have to get onto the right train.
Narrator: *Shakes head* Sophie must find a way to get out of the jail car. She decided to deceive the man that caught her. She wailed, "I want my momma! I was just playing in the car! I just want my momma! She says momma?
Me: It is meant to make her seem like a child.
Narrator: It just made YOU seem like a child.
Me: Didn't I tell you I am tired? You do not know what I do when people get on my nerves. Much less what I do when they get on my tired nerves!
Narrator: Fine! Why don't you just take a nap. I will just tell the story while you sleep.
Me: Maybe I will. *Lays down on couch*
Narrator: Sophie was released. She got off on the next stop, as to not cause any suspicion. She waited, then sneaked onto the next train with a couple. The conductor thought she was their kid, while the couple thought she was someone elses kid.
Me: *Lightly snore*
Narrator: Should I get back at her? Maybe I should, but she looks so cute when she sleeps.
Me: None of that mushy stuff here. Oh, and if you try to prank me, I will do it ten times worse.
Narrator: I thought you were asleep.
Me: I am a light sleeper. Now continue the story.
Narrator: She was able to get to Utah, but her journey was halted. Everyone was looking for her! Her mom had told the police that she was missing, and the police put it on the news. Sophie had to disguise herself. But how would she disguise herself? She only had a few dollars left, and that was needed for food.
Me: Okay. I need to eat. Go make some food.
Narrator: Bossy much?
Me: *Slowly gets up*
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
