Narrator: Hey darling. Wake up.
Me: *Groggily* No mom.
Narrator: I'm not your mom.
Me: Then why'd you call me darling? Only my mom calls me that.
Narrator:Because I thought it might be a nice change. I could call you baby.
Me: Nah. You can call me Sophie.
Narrator: I thought couples came up with nicknames.
Me: Only if you want a really embarrassing nickname.
Narrator: I doubt that you could come up with that bad of a name.
Me: *Smiles evilly* Oh, believe me. I could.
Narrator: *Chuckles nervously* Really? What are some of them?
Me: Booger bear. Head ache. Cootie pie. Onion root. Stink boo. Cow pie. Googly bear. Lovely pot. Vulgar boo. Smoochy pie.
Narrator: I like that last one. Does that mean I get a kiss?
Me: No, but you can a cuss.
Narrator: No thank you. Do you have any more names, because those names names aren't that bad.
Me: Puke face, tootie pie, booger brain, cuddly wuddly pumpkin cutie pututie pie.
Narrator: Okay! I think those are all great nicknames. Do you want to go to IHop with me?
Me: *Smiles evilly* Oh yes. Yes, I do.
Narrator: Great, babe.
Me: If you say that again, I will punch you in the face.
Narrator: Okay, Gertrude.
Me: That's it! *Tackles him to ground*
Narrator: *Laughs*
Me: Any last words Booger Bear?
Narrator: Do I get a last action?
Me: No.
Narrator: Okay then. Good bye cruel world. And I love you, Cutie.
Me: *Growls* I don't like nicknames!
Narrator: Okay. I understand, Pumpkin.
Me: *Tries to punch*
Narrator: *Catches my fist* That's not nice. We have to hurry to IHop. Come on.
Me: Grr! Fine!
Narrator: *Picks me up over his shoulder*
Me: I agreed to go. Let me down.
Narrator: No thanks.
Me: Yes thanks.
Narrator: No thanks.
Me: Yes thanks.
Narrator: No thanks.
Me: Yes thanks.
Narrator: No thanks.
Me: No thanks.
Narrator: Yes thanks.... Wait a minute!
Me: You said yes. No let me down!
Narrator: We're here anyway. *Puts me in car*
Me: I'm a big girl. I can walk!
Narrator: *Drives to IHop*
Me: *Hops out and walks in*
Narrator: *Walks in after me*
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
