Four Years Later
Me: Silvia! Please, stop running around. You too Silver.
Silvia: Sorry mommy.
Silver: Yeah, sorry momma.
Me: *Waddle into kitchen* Narrator! Get your big fat butt in here! Now!
Narrator: *Looks at butt* Its not that big, and it sure as heck isn't as big as your stomach.
Me: That's because I am pregnant you moron. Please, take care of the twins for a couple of hours. I have to finish a book I am writing. Silver needs to go to bed at 8 o-clock. Don't let him tell you other wise. Silvia goes to bed at 8:30.
Narrator: I got it, I got it!
Me: Okay, I love you. *Kisses Narrator* Silver! What are you doing to your sister? Stop it! Silvia, are you okay?
Silvia: Yes mom.
Me: Okay. Come on, give mommy a hug.
Silver: *Hugs me*
Silvia: *Hugs me*
Me: I will see you guys in the morning okay?
Silver: Yeah, yeah.
Me: Narrator, Nickel and Nancy might bring their kids over to play later on. *Waddle into office*
Narrator: Okay, what do you obnoxious three year old's want to do?
Silvia: Go to the park!
Silver: Jump on the trampoline!
Silvia: Oh, yeah! Jump on the trampo... What ya call it?
Silver: Trampoline.
Silvia: Trampoline?
Silver: Yeah. Can we go dad, can we pleeeeeeaaaase? *Puppy dog eyes*
Silvia: Can we? *Puppy dog eyes*
Narrator: Okay, I guess. *Walks them outside* Have fun, I'll be sitting right here. *Points at picnic table then sits down*
Silvia: Wring around the rosies!
Silver: No! I want to play shock!
Silvia: No! Rosies!
Silver: Shock!
Silvia: Rosies!
Silver: Shock!
Silvia: Rosies!
Silver: Rosies!
Silvia: Yeah! That's what I want to play.
Silver: Dang it! Why didn't it work? It works when mommy does it to daddy.
Silvia: Because I'm smarter then daddy!
Narrator: *Chokes on drink*
Silver: You couldn't even say trampoline!
Silvia: Come on! Let's play rosies!
Silver & Silvia: *Jumping around* Ring around the rosies, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down! *Fall down giggling*
Nickel: I'm here!
Jason: I'm here too.
Nickel: Honey, where is Derick?
Derick: Here I am mom!
Nickel: Derick, honey, why don't you go play with Silver and Silvia?
Derick: *Happily runs off*
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
