Me: *Standing over Narrator and pokes him* Good morning sweetie petey pie.
Narrator: *Yells* Ahh!
Me: *Laughs* You scream like a little girl. I just wanted to say... Happy Birthday!
Narrator: Why thank you.
Me: Come on I made you a cake and a present. Hurry! *Yanks Narrator out of bed*
Narrator: But I am in my pajamas!
Me: It doesn't matter.
Narrator: Fine.
Me: *Pull Narrator to kitchen*
Joe: Good morning, little bro.
Sunny: Happy Birthday, Dear. Wasn't it sweet of Sophie to make your cake?
Narrator: Yeah.
Me: *Cut a piece and give it to Narrator*
*Everyone watches as Narrator takes a bite*
Narrator: *Gags* What is in this?
Me: You don't like it? I made it just for you. *Eyes fill up with false tears*
Narrator: Do I have to eat it?
Me: *Cries* You don't love me.
Narrator: Fine! I will it the whole piece.
Me: *Brighten immediately* Really?
Narrator: *Suspicious* Yes.
Me: You make me so happy!
Narrator: *Pokes in cake to find the fish* A fish? Really?
Me: Yeah. Do you like it? You told me you would it the whole piece. *Gestures for him to continue*
Narrator: What about the present you made me?
Joe: She also made cupcakes for us.
Narrator: Really?
Me: Yes. *Grabs a cupcake and takes a bite*
Narrator: *Grabs one too and stuffs half it in his mouth* Hot!!!!
Joe: *Laughs*
Me: Here, I made you cookies.
Narrator: *Warily* What kind?
Me: Just a family recipe.
Narrator: What kind?
Me: A kind.
Narrator: *Grabs another cupcake*
Me: Do you like them?
Narrator: My question is.. Do YOU like them?
Me: I find them quite....
Narrator: *Shoves cupcake in my face*
Me: *Gapes at him and grab a cupcake*
Sunny: Wait! Take this outside! I just cleaned the house.
Joe: *Grabs the cupcakes and heads outside*
Me: *Grabs the cookies*
Narrator: *Grabs the cake*
Sunny: *Closes door*
Me: How do you like this? *Take a cookie and eats it*
Joe: Seriously?
Me: I have to eat too!
Narrator: *Throws the cake at me.*
Me: *Gasp* You missed me!
Narrator: Dang it.
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
