Narrator: We just barely began and I am exhausted.
Me: You better prepare yourself, because we have the entire day ahead of us.
Narrator: I am going to die!
Me: Death by shopping.
Narrator: *Falls down in the middle of store*
Me: See ya! *Runs through the store*
Narrator: *Hops up* Crap!
Me: *Laugh*
Narrator: Where did you go? I don't want to play hide'n'seek.
Me: But I do!
Narrator: *Whispers* Brat.
Me: I heard that. You are a wimp.
Narrator: If you come over here, I will buy everything that you want.
Me: *Say from behind* Really?
Narrator: Yes. I guess it would be a treat for my girlfriend.
Me: Okay! Lets go to Barns and Noble! I love that place.
Narrator: Really? You like to read?
Me: Well that is rude! I love to read.
Narrator: Okay then! It is better than shopping for clothes.
Me: That is after the book shopping.
Narrator: Crap!
Me: *Pull Narrator towards book store*
Narrator: Okay, okay! We are going.
Me: Well go faster! I want some books!
Narrator: Yeesh! Slow down!
Me: No! I want you to go faster.
Narrator: We are going.
Me: Okay. I will race you!
Narrator: No!
Me: *Run away*
Narrator: *Yells* You are like a child.
Me: Yep, but I am a free, unstressed child.
Narrator: Where did you go?
Me: *Yell* Where did I say I was going? You are really stupid.
Narrator: *Walks slowly to Barns and Noble*
Me: *In corner of store looking at books*
Narrator: What are you looking at?
Me: Some books.
Narrator: Cool. When will you be done.
Three Hours Later
Narrator: I didn't know that it was possible to look at books for that long.
Me: *Holding several bags of books* I was nice to you. I could have been in there for at least three more hours. Now I need a book case. But we will do that last. Here hold this! We are going clothes shopping! *Fake enthusiasm*
Narrator: Oh no.
Me: Oh yes. Lets go to JC Penny's first.
Narrator: Please no.
Me: *Puppy dog eyes* But you said you would.
Narrator: Fine! Lets go find some clothes.
Me: Yayy!
Narrator: Great.
Me: *Walk into the JC Penny's*
Narrator: Okay. Lets make this quick.
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
