Me: Wakey, wakey! No more sulking over the fact that you lost the Karaoke game.
Narrator: I am not sulking!
Me: Then why are you still in bed at 12 pm?
Narrator: WHAT?!? It is NOON??
Me: Yep, and I have big plans for today so get up!
Narrator: *Groans then sits up straight* Only if I get a kiss.
Me: No kiss and you will still do what I want.
Narrator: Why would I do that?
Me: Because at the end of the day I MIGHT kiss you.
Narrator: Good enough for me. *Goes and gets dressed in bathroom*
Me: *Get brunch going*
Narrator: So where are we going
Me: We are not going anywhere. Today is game day!!
Narrator: Oh boy. I can already see how this is going to end. With...
Me: Me winning!
Narrator: Nope! Me!!
Me: Yeah right. The only way to see is if we play.
Narrator: Okay! It is ON!!!
Me: Monopoly first. No wait! Breakfast first. Then monopoly.
Narrator: What's for breakfast?
Me: Something yummy.
Narrator: What is it??
Me: Crepes. With nutella!
Narrator: I am allergic to hazelnuts. I get hives.
Me: Okay, okay. *Put nutella on all the crepes* You have anything against whipped cream?
Narrator: Nope.
Me: What about berries?
Narrator: Nope.
Me: Okay, then you get all the berries, because I dislike them.
Narrator: Okay. When will they be ready?
Me: They are ready right... Now!
Narrator: Finally!
Me: Shut up. *Serves crepes*
Narrator: *Stuffs some into his mouth* These are good! *Finishes his 4th*
Me: Maybe you should stop eating them.
Narrator: Heck no! *Stuffs his 6th into his mouth*
Me: Okay, but you might regret it later.
Narrator: *Stops with the 10th on its way to his mouth* You put nutella into them!!
Me: *Runs into bathroom and locks door* Maybe!
Narrator: *Sighs and begins to scratch his arm and stomach* Come on!
Me: *Laughs*
Narrator: *Gets a bobby pin and unlocks bathroom door*
Me: *Eating some crepes in the tub*
Narrator: *Grabs me*
Me: Ahhh!! You shouldn't unlock the door. What if I was using the bathroom, or really getting a bath.
Narrator: But I know you weren't because you went to the bathroom before breakfast.
Me: Still!
Narrator: *Throws me into chair and tickles me*
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What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
