Narrator: Get up!
Me: No!
Narrator: Come on! I have a surprise for you.
Me: I don't like surprises. Just let me sleep.
Narrator: Nope. *Picks me up* Get dressed! I have something laid out for you.
Me: *Cracks opens one eye lid* A dress?
Narrator: Yeah.
Me: I hate dresses.
Narrator: Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Me: Only because I didn't want to be woken up.
Narrator: I am positive you will want my surprise. Come on. Get dressed.
Me: As long as I don't have to wear a dress.
Narrator: Fine! *Pulls out some skinny jeans and a cute tank top* Wear this.
Me: *Mumbles unhappily and walks into bathroom*
Narrator: *Plops down on bed*
Me: *Get showered and dressed*
Narrator: Your taking forever!
Me: *Walk out*
Narrator: *Tosses me a pair of shoes*
Me: *Put them on* Okay lets go.
Narrator: *Takes my arm and leads me out of my room*
Me: I am not an old lady!
Narrator: *Lets go*
Me: *Walk down stairs*
Everyone: Surprise!!!
Me: Oh! Great! A surprise! Thanks. What exactly is this for?
Mom: Don't you remember?
Me: What?
Nancy: Your birthday!
Me: Oh! Yeah. I forgot.
Narrator: Nancy and I made cake.
Me: Yum! What kind?
Narrator: Triple chocolate.
Me: Where is this cake? I want to devour it.
Nancy: Okay, let's sing.
Me: Please, no.
Nancy: Oh, yes. *Runs into kitchen*
Narrator: *Follows into kitchen*
Nancy: *Walks out with cake, Narrator helping*
Me: Holy heavenly lovely cake.
Narrator: I knew you would like it.
Me: Yeah!
Everyone: *Sings* Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Sophie. Happy birthday to you. Many birthdays to you. Many birthdays to you. Many birthdays to you.
Narrator: And many many more.
Me: *Blow out 17 candles* Can I have cake and ice-cream now?
Narrator: *Hands me a knife* Cut the cake!
Me: *Cut gigantic piece for me then normal size for everyone else*
Narrator: *Gets ice-cream and serves it*
Me: *Eats cake* This is divine! I think I might have died and gone to heaven.
Nancy: *Giggles* Presents!
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...
