What the Heck???

I'm back!!!

Narrator: I'm back!

Me: Shut up! And go away! I am sleeping!

Narrator: Ooo! Scary.

Me: I will be if you don't go away!

Narrator: Nope, I'm here to stay.

Me: Then shut up.

Narrator: No my dear pup.

Me: Stop rhyming! It gets on my nerves.

Narrator: Guess what I deserves.

Me: That is not the proper way to speak.

Narrator: There may be a leak.

Me: I am ignoring you and going to bed.

Narrator: Well said.

Me: *Roll over*

Narrator: *Tickles me*

Me: *Slap hands* I'm not ticklish.

Narrator: Then I will drag you out of bed.

Me: Noooo!

Narrator: *Grabs me and pulls me out of bed*

Me: *Hits Narrator in arm then goes back to bed* It is too early.

Narrator: It's only four in the morning.

Me: You came over to wake me up at FOUR in the MORNING?!?

Narrator: Revenge is mine.

Me: Revenge for what?

Narrator: You pretending to not remember when you came to my house for brownies and pizza.

Me: Since you came over here, you get to make me breakfast.

Narrator: Why would I do that?

Me: Because you said you would.

Narrator: I did?

Me: Yes, now...

Narrator: I did not! Stop confusing me.

Me: Dang, I was so close to getting you to make me breakfast.

Narrator: Go make your own breakfast.

Me: I am just letting you know that I make really good food, and you are not going to get any.

Narrator: I doubt you make good food. Now run along.

Me: No! Nobody tells me what to do! YOU make breakfast.

Narrator: I guess you will go hungry... Unless...

Me: Unless what?

Narrator: Unless you go out with me.

Me: Yaaaaa.... NO!

Narrator: Then go make breakfast.

Me: *Walk downstairs*

Narrator: *Follows

Me: May as well tell part of the story.

Narrator: Okay. Sophie got off the second train. She was in California! She walked around in California. Looking for Dragon's Sorrows. She eventually found it and...

Me: Wait. You have to watch me eat my chocolate pancakes.

Narrator: You are really into chocolate.

Me: Yes I am. And you won't get any of my food.

Narrator: Fine. It can't be that good.

Me: *Eat a pancake* Oh it is that good.

Narrator: *Tries to steal pancake*

Me: *Smacks hand* No!

Narrator: I bet I can steal a pancake.

Me: I bet you couldn't.

Narrator: Since you are so sure I can't steal one of your pancakes how about a little wager?

Me: Okay.

Narrator: If I win you must go out with me.

Me: No.

Narrator: You think I am going to win?

Me: No.

Narrator: Then why not?

Me: Because... Oh fine.

Narrator: *Sits on me*

Me: What is that for?

Narrator: *Grabs pancake and eats it*

Me: Nooooooo!

Narrator: They are pretty good, girfriend.

Me: *Fake sobs*

Narrator: I'm not that bad am I?

Me: You are ten times worse than that bad.

Narrator: Thar hurt.

Me: Go away! I need to sleep. And I need to eat more.

Narrator: You can eat with your boyfriend watching.

Me: Not if I break up.

Narrator: Dang it.

Me: I break...

Narrator: I am leaving, so that you can't break up with me.

Me: Good, go! If you are not gone in ten seconds I will break up with you.

Narrator: I'm going, I'm going.

Me: Eight... Seven... Six.

Narrator: See you later, darling. *Runs out of the door*

Me: Readers, you want to know something? Well I will tell you. A thought came to me. I could have some fun with this boyfriend stuff. Do you agree? I will make him break. He will be the one who wants to break up with me. You want to hear a little more of the story? She eventually found the place, but there were dead dragons everywhere. Sophie began to sob loudy. Who or what would have done this? Even the eggs were smashed. She searched and searched for any surviving dragons. She found one unsmashed dragon egg. The egg wobbled slightly. Sophie would find who did this! She would get revenge for the dragons that had been lost. She suspected that it may be the evil dragon greedy who killed the dragons. Sophie grabbed the egg and craddled it. The trip here was just the beginning of the journey. Now she would have to find whoever killed the dragons. Well that was more than we usually get done by the time I have to go. Narrator is going to strangle me when he figures out that I read without him. But it was nice don't you think? No interuptions. Well see you readers. 

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