What the Heck???

Story and Shopping

  Narrator: Hello! Sophie are you awake?

  Me: What did I tell you about early?

  Narrator: It is eleven a.m.

  Me: Exactly! It's early. Oh and by the way I read the story without you.

  Narrator: You did WHAT??

  Me: But you forgive me right? I am your girlfriend. 

  Narrator: Fine.

  Me: Can I sleep now?

  Narrator: No. You get to come see my big brother, Joe.

  Me: I remember Joe. Okay. Lets go see Joe.

  Narrator: What do you mean you remember? Have you met him before?

  Me: Yeah. We were in the almost dating stage, but he had to go to college. 

  Narrator: You were almost dating my brother?

  Me: Yeah. I still talk to him. 

  Narrator: Maybe we shouldn't go see my brother. I just remembered that we need to continue the story.

  Me: But I wan't to see him. If you don't come, then I will go without you.*Go to bathroom*

  Narrator: Come on! Let's go to the park instead.

  Me: *Come out of bathroom dressed* Nope. Gotta go see Joe. *Walk downstairs*

  Narrator: *Runs after me*

  Me: So you decided to come with me?

  Narrator: Yeah.

  Me: *Knock on Narrator's houses door*

  Sunny: *Opens door* Oh hi Sophie. Here to see Joe?

  Me: Yeah. Where is he?

  Sunny: In the room right by Narrator's.

  Me: Thanks, Sunny.

  Sunny: Anytime.

  Narrator: *Stays to talk with mom*

  Me: *Walk into Joe's room* Joe!

  Joe: Is that you Sophie?

  Me: Yeah its me. Ready for some mischief?

  Joe: Already.

  Me: Yeah. I lost a bet to Narrator and now we are dating. I am trying to be the most anoying girlfriend ever. Want to help?

  Joe: *Laughs* You lost a bet to Narrator?

  Me: He took my pancakes.

  Joe: I would have took your pancakes too. They are so good. 

  Me: Yeah. I told him he couldn't have any. 

  Joe: So what do you need me to do?

  Me: Get rid of all his clothes. I don't care what you do with them. 

  Joe: Why?

  Me: So he and I can take a shopping trip.

  Joe: Oh no! Not a shopping trip!

  Me: Oh yes.

  Joe: I will go do that right now. You distract him.

  Me: Got it. *Walk to Narrator's room*

  Narrator: Where's Joe?

  Me: I don't know. He wasn't there. Why don't we go to the park?

  Narrator: Yeah. Maybe we can even read a little of the story?