kinda a weird sorta list rant thing about my male biases

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[published 07.16.17]

so um yeah i kinda had this whole thing laid out in my phone because i wanted to make it a twitter thread, but i also ended up deactivating my stan twitter because honestly stan twt sucks a lot and is just a super toxic environment. so, with nowhere else to put this, wattpad is the only remaining location. that, and i haven't updated this book in a while, so i figure that something is better than nothing. so, here we go!

(in no particular order)
(also disclaimer i swear a lot in this chapter)

KIM JONGDAE - EXO

- he laughed once and it changed my life- literally his laugh will raise me from the dead- so will his smile- and so will his vocals- boy's got  r a n g e- bass notes to full contralto shit in full voice i love him- uprising!!!!!!!- don't talk to ...

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- he laughed once and it changed my life
- literally his laugh will raise me from the dead
- so will his smile
- and so will his vocals
- boy's got  r a n g e
- bass notes to full contralto shit in full voice i love him
- uprising!!!!!!!
- don't talk to me about artificial love stages i'll fukkin shoot myself
- sassy and sarcastic all the time
- 1/3 of the beagle line
- living embodiment of "that's my brother, only I'M allowed to make fun of him"
- there's a 65% chance he's screaming right now
- fearless
- does not believe in ghosts
- c h e e k b o n e s
- loves his members so much
- was born to be on a stage
- up!!!! ris!!!! ing!!!!!
- give the man a rock album
- so good with kids
- serves looks nonstop without trying
- literally boyfriend looks alllllll the time
- am i supposed to laugh bc he's being stupid or scream bc he's so attractive
- i cried once writing out this list
- i love jongdae so much

BYUN BAEKHYUN - EXO

- is so beautiful???- ex(o)tra af- 2/3 of the beagle line- "anNYEONGhaseyo"- kkaebsong- will also vocal u into oblivion but not as much as jongdae- rapper byun saved me- tbh cbx as a whole saved me- is so sweet and caring- charming as hell when he...

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- is so beautiful???
- ex(o)tra af
- 2/3 of the beagle line
- "anNYEONGhaseyo"
- kkaebsong
- will also vocal u into oblivion but not as much as jongdae
- rapper byun saved me
- tbh cbx as a whole saved me
- is so sweet and caring
- charming as hell when he's not being a huge idiot (which he is most of the time)
- literally so gorgeous??
- let's not forget those piercings in monster, baek had us all shook
- had a gerard way mullet and still served looks
- is going to snatch you one way or another
- such a dork
- respect him

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