Crash Site Bravo
Blue Base
Yang and Tucker do squats, while Team RWB and Washington watch them. Obviously, Yang was doing much better than Tucker.
Yang: 256! 257! 258! 259! 260!
Blake: I don't think I've ever seen Yang train quite like this.
Ruby: Yeah, she does this every time she thinks she's getting fat. I think her record is 742.
Weiss: Impressive.
Team RWB turns to look at the struggling Tucker.
Tucker: 60! 61! 62! 63! 64! 65! 66! 67! 68! 69...
Tucker stops doing squats.
Washington: ...Tucker, you can't keep stopping on 69.
Tucker: No! This time, my legs went out.
Washington sighs.
Washington: Come on.
Tucker: Ohhoh, Holy Christ! I haven't been this sore since that bachelorette party on Bourbon Street.
Washington: You want me to believe you banged an entire bachelorette party?
Tucker: I want you to, but really the groom just showed up and cracked three of my ribs.
Washington: That's what I thought.
Tucker: Why do we have to train so much? We never had to do squats when Church was in charge.
Washington: Exactly. I'd say you three have fallen out of shape, but generally in order to fall out of something you have to be in it first.
Tucker: Hey, that's funny! You should try comedy Wash. Why make one person miserable, when you can work over an entire room?
Washington: Alright! Time for sprints.
Tucker: Fuck you!
Washington: I want five laps around the canyon.
Tucker: Die in a fire.
Washington: Six laps, around the canyon!
Tucker: Hey! Why isn't Caboose and (L/N) down here? Shouldn't you be making them do the same stupid shit as me?
Washington: I think Caboose is having one of his... off days. I asked
(L/N) to help him.
Tucker: Oh...
Inside Blue Base, Caboose looks at a mirror, while you look at him from behind.
Caboose: Sigh. Groan. Oh, woe is me. Oh, I don't know what that even means.
(L/N): Still standing in the corner, Caboose?
Caboose: Oh yeah, Yeah, I just... yeah, I just miss Church sometimes.
(L/N): I know you do, buddy. He was our leader for a very long time.
Caboose: Yeah, I am just... I, I'm just so lost without him! I... I don't even recognize my own face!
Caboose looks at the mirror again to look at his new Mark VI helmet.
(L/N): Well, you don't have your old helmet anymore, Caboose. Also, your helmet and face are not the same thing.
Caboose: Oh, god, that explains the blinking contest.
Caboose walks towards the ledge.
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