R(WBY)ed vs Blue: All's Fair In Love And War

Chapter 16: FAQ

Crash Site Bravo
Communication Tower

Underneath the Comm Tower, everyone stands in line in front of Steel/Orange. Doc stands up in front of him.

Doc: There, good as new.

Steel/Orange: I can't feel my toes.

Donut: That's normal.

Steel/Orange: Is it?

Washington aims his rifle towards Steel/Orange's face.

Steel/Orange: H-hey, whoa!

Washington: You need to start talking.

Steel/Orange: Hmm, aggressive, paranoid, and a little melodramatic... you must be Agent Washington.

Tucker: Ha! Melodramatic.

Steel/Orange: And that means the rest of you are the Reds and the Blues and Team RWBY.

Caboose: Oh my God, how did he know that?!

Grif: We're wearing Red and Blue armor.

Caboose: But how can he tell?!

Grif: Will somebody please fix his helmet?

Weiss: How do you know who we are?

Steel/Orange: Seriously? Come on man, everybody knows about you guys! You're heroes!

Sarge: Heroes?

Steel/Orange: You're the team that brought down Project Freelancer.  You're some of the galaxy's greatest soldiers!

You all look at each other.

(L/N): ...well, I can see how you might think that.

Sarge: Because it's absolutely true!

Blake: It's partially true.

Grif: But mainly false.

Steel/Orange turns to Team RWBY.

Steel/Orange: I also know of you four because of your friends. They recognized your color scheme from the newspaper.

Penny: Friends? You know where our friends are? Which ones?

Steel/Orange: Um, I don't exactly remember... Hold on... Something with a J... All I know is that one of their last names is Arc. That's kinda how it goes in the military.

Weiss: Wait, Arc? It wouldn't be Jaune Arc, would it?

Steel/Orange: Oh yeah! It was him! He's a good kid. I haven't gotten around to learn the other two's name though...

Yang: Other two? I think we might know who those other two are...

Washington: Stop giving him information. 

Wash turns to Steel/Orange.

Washington: What's your name?

Steel/Orange: Felix.

Washington: Okay, Felix, what are you doing here?

Felix: Do you want the long answer or the short one?

Wash walks up to Felix and aims his rifle at him.  

Washington: Do you want another bullet in your leg?