Crash Site Bravo
Communications Tower
Tucker stands around as Washington works on the comm tower.
Tucker: I'm just sayin', I feel like somebody should have found us by now.
Washington: Hm?
Tucker: You know, it's like if a plane crashes and disappears that's fine, civilians, whatever.
Washington: Not sure if I agree with you on that.
Tucker: But this was a fucking spaceship. That's like national tragedy level important.
Washington: It was a big ship.
Tucker: And what about GPS? The Galactic Positioning System should have been able to inform Command of our location within seconds of a mayday.
Washington: How... do you know that?
Tucker: Uh...
Hand of Merope
Before the Crash...
Tucker stands around as the Spaceship Operator works on the computer.
Spaceship Operator: The Galactic Positioning System would be able to inform Command of our location within seconds of a mayday, so even if the ship were to crash, rescue would be practically immediate. Isn't that rad?
Tucker: Cool, nerd stuff. Hey Sperglord, is it just me, or is that blonde over there checking me out?
Spaceship Operator: Who? The pilot?
Tucker: Yeah she's definitely checking me out.
Tucker walks over to the pilot.
Spaceship Operator: Wait! You can't go over there!
Tucker: Hey baby, I hear you're a pilot. Think you could pull up on my throttle? Bow chicka bow wow.
Alarms and red lights go off.
Crash Site Bravo
Communications Tower
Tucker: I read it in a book?
Washington: I don't believe you.
Wash returns to work on the comm tower.
Washington: Then again, I don't really care.
Tucker: Phew...
Wash straightens up again.
Washington: Hey.
Tucker: Oh-oh what? Nothing.
Washington: What happened to my soldering iron?
Tucker: Oh, uh... I don't know.
Washington: Dammit. This would be going so much faster if I didn't have to keep tracking down equipment evey five minutes.
Tucker: What, you think the Reds took it?
Wash switches his rifle for a shotgun, cocks it, and imitates Sarge.
Washington: Men, it appears our shitty fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank and fire at our walls! That'll fix it.
Tucker stays silent.
Washington: ...Yes, I think the Reds took it.
Tucker: Man, why are you so wound up all the time?
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