Crash Site Bravo
Blue BaseYou, Tucker, Wash, Team RWBY and Penny look at Caboose and Freckles in silence.
Tucker: So...
Freckles turns towards Tucker.
Tucker: Nevermind.
Weiss: Caboose...
Freckles turns towards Weiss.
Weiss: ...Tell me again, where did you find this... robot?
Caboose: His name is Freckles.
Tucker: That's a stupid name.
Freckles turns his guns back at Tucker as Yang subtly hits him.
Tucker: -Stupid-cool I mean! Great name, I mean, I wish that were my name. Yeah, Freckles is the best name ever that there ever was!
(L/N): Technically it's a Mantis class military assault droid.
Tucker: Wait, why Mantis?
(L/N): Well you see those legs? They kinda resemble the legs of a praying mantis.
Tucker: No they don't.
(L/N): Then maybe it's the head shape?
Caboose: Yeah, maybe its because during the act of procreation they rip off the head of their mates body and devour it. It's like an act of sexual cannibalism.
Yang: Eww... what?!
Penny: That is most certainly interesting...
Tucker: Eh, I've dated worse.
Caboose: Yeah, I call him Freckles because of the spots on his nose.
(L/N): Huh. Well shit, I actually have to give it to Caboose on this one. He definitely looks more like a Freckles than a Mantis.
Weiss: So, Caboose... Where did you find... Freckles?
Caboose: Well I was walking and I was sad and I missed Church-
Tucker: This is the greatest story of our generation.
Weiss: Quiet.
Caboose: And then I heard a noise-
Tucker: Seriously, It's like I was there.
Weiss: Tucker!
Caboose: -Yeah and then I saw the little guy under like pieces of rock and space ship and body parts, but I just moved them out of the way and then there he was and now we're best friends forever! Right Freckles?
Freckles: Affirmative, Caboose.
(L/N): Well, that's just great. Boy meets dog. Dog turns out to be a military-grade killing machine from a crashed spaceship.
Washington: Caboose... Um, you know, a pet is a lot of responsiblitlity.
Caboose: That is why I will water him and I will feed him every day.
(L/N): Water and feed? What the hell does this thing run on?!
Caboose: It runs on the power of the friendship of our love!
(L/N): That is so fucked.
Blake: Hey, didn't Tucker give birth to a baby alien a few years back?
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