A/N This, uhhhh, chapter... is going to be some of the texts that I recieve from one of my friends. I have known here for a super long time and some of the things she sends me are the best. I would deditcate this... chapter.... to her, but she is not on Wattpad sooo...
Some things you need to know:
There will be offensive language
She is a fangirl of a few things
She works at a dariy
All hashtags used are making fun of hashtags
She loves to write and is very artistic
Anything in bold will be me replying.
She knows that I save some of her better texts
*** this will mean a new text, so that way I can separtate all of them. But this (***) will mean that they are different texts, but related topics
There are many more where these came from, it is just unconvient to save them on my phone anymore.
And if you think these are funny, you should see some of the snapchats she sends....
Anyways, here we go! Enjoy! :)
"What have you been eating?"
"Rocks"
"What did I say about eating rocks?"
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YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, BROTHER!
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I was trained to be a nerd since freshman year
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#nofucksgiven
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*adds colorful vocab*
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"Come on Eileen." *sings*
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I JUST SEEN SOMEONE THAT LOOKED LIKE HANS FROM FROZEN. LIKE... NO. GO HOME.
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You might be an artisit if you find paint on your laptop and hands and you dont know how it got there.
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She what happens when you pay attention to people. Insanity.
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Mother of working out. Put me out coach.
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No sequels. Of course
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This guy in jeoparty is wearing a mockingjay pin. From the hunger games... oh no.
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I hate cows
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First world problem. A book without a good ending.
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I am an exceptional art-er
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Can I just say there were some pretty hot guys at yokes today. I mean dayum son!
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That's probably on you're going to save isn't it? Yupp.
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Sometimes I hate that showering is a thing.
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SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE IS WATCHING DOCTOR WHO
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I CAN CREATE AWESOME ART BUT I CANT DRINK FROM A CAN BECAUSE I MISSED. Jesus.
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How do I explain to my parents I bought a book about suicidal teen In rehab?
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I hate working out. But I like working out. Tell me how that works
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IVE GOT A CHOICE
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Thanks for helping me procrastinate. Any time.
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The clouds today are pixar perfect
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I found John Green on Tumblr
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I win
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SEASON 3 OF SHERLOCK IS ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!
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Alarm set for 6 hours and 6 minutes from now. Well that's peachy.
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I really want Starbucks
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I kinda got Starbucks.
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It's eighty degrees out and I'm dressed like a damn Mormon. Its was chilly this mornin'!
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MOTHER OF PLOT TWIST
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You won't be laughing when you read the book. Because you're going to
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I am SO MAD!!!
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This stupid book is ruining my feelings. It makes me emotionally unstable.
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I'm not even joking it's seriously everywhere. One second you smiling and happy THRN YOURE CRYING
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The worst part is I CANT STOP READING
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I'm bringing u books Okay It's plural. And all I get is 'okay'?
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Oh boy that's terrifying. We're seniors I know. One more year, then the real world Then hell intensifies
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I feel, every time, when I open a rock star this early, I'm cracking open a beer. Because you have soo much experience opening a beer
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GOSH DANNIT ASHLEY I know what u were going to say I know! lol
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Haha. I won't. I may need, like, 8,000 red bulls tomorrow. I am outrageously tired. Sign me up for one. One... Thousand.
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I just quoted Monte pyton and my dad didn't get it Ohh nooo
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I'm 17... When Did That Happen!?
PoesiThis story is just random writings of mine. Stuff I write in class when i'm bored. Something that I thought was cool that I saw on the internet. Quotes. Poems (by me and not by me). Song lyrics. Ya never know :) Some of this is kind of old and will...
