just friends; taekook

cast

jeon jeongguk; 17

"Okay look, we'll flip a coin and if it lands on tails then you bottom. If it lands on heads then I top."
Kind of straight but isn't really sure, all he knows is that he'd fuck any plump ass in sight. Really bad at texting back, unless it's nudes. Doesn't have many friends and can't keep a valid conversation going, but he doesn't necessarily mind because it helps him drive away the fakes.

kim taehyung; 19

"Licky dicky, stick your wang in my thang."
Everyone thinks he has experience in bed, but really he's clueless. Can't tell the difference between the vagina and the asshole. Super dorky, but can't help but be one of the most popular guys in school. Pretends to be humble, but loves attention.

park jimin; 19

"Sometimes when they stick it in, I say yep. Freaks them out a little, but ultimately gets the job done."
A thottie with a body. Best friends with Taehyung, but you'd never find him admitting it out loud. Here for a good time, not a long time. One time he fell out of a window and now he won't stop mentioning it.

kim namjoon; 20

"I usually know what I'm doing, but if I don't, I just helicopter dick it until it works out."
Claims to be the all wise and powerful but gives absolutely awful advice. Calls everyone by their last name. Thinks he actually leads something, but legitimately no one cares about any of the bullshit he spews. Works like 2 jobs and does college, but he, supposedly, "doesn't like to brag." Brags about all of his achievements.

jung hoseok; 20

"You guys ever worn a diaper? Because it's the most uncomfortable thing I tell you. Some girls just have the strangest kinks."
Strongest thrust game out of everyone in the entire school (according to Jimin at least). Will try anything and everything. Claims he likes dancing, but really, he just likes stripping. People describe him as either 1. a gay lumberjack or 2. that one guy who threw a chair in the 4th grade. Loves swimming but also loves checking out lifeguards.

min yoongi; 21

"All I remember is doing acid off the side of the mountain and now I'm here with you assholes."
Is a dick, has a dick, likes the dick. Kind of confused all the time. Seems quiet, but once you get to know him he never shuts the fuck up. Every sentence that comes out of his mouth has the word fuck, shit, bitch, thot, slut, whore, dick, puss, or ass in it. Grunts all the time even though it makes people uncomfortable.

kim seokjin; 22

"Sometimes my dick smells like pussy and I think I'm a woman somehow, but then I remember that I'm just delectable and have sex every two days."
Has a pet name for everyone. Makes everyone think he's a sex monster, but all he's done is get sucked off one time in the bathrooms in 8th grade by this girl who did it for money. Brags about his endeavors, but he can't even pass history. Is compared with those viners who are old and way out of highschool, yet they still make vines about how hard homework is. Gets into memes way to late.