me: i'm working on it everyday
me directly after promising that: doesn't update for two years
no excuse, i'm just trash. sorry.
i'd say it won't happen again but... i don't wanna jinx myself. i will eventually finish this story, it's just a matter of when that's the problem, so, anyways, here's the next chapter
-destiny-
The gang all sat around the living room with laptops and headphones on playing a game on their computers.
"Alright, just a few more feet, and.... here we are gentlemen, the Gates of Elzebub." Howard announced triumphantly.
"Good Lord!" Sheldon exclaimed.
"Oooh."
"Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about." Leonard announced.
"Stay frosty, there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth."
"Warriors, unsheathe your weapons, magic wielders raise your wands."
"Lock and load."
"Raj, blow up the gates." Leonard ordered.
"Blowing the gates. Control, shift, B! Oh, my God, so many goblins!"
"Don't just stand there, slash and move, slash and move." Howard said excitedly.
"Stay in formation." Leonard demanded.
"Leonard, you've got one on your tail." Howard warned.
"That's alright, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off."
"I've got him Leonard. Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!" Raj cried out.
"Raj, no, it's a trap, they're flanking us!" Leonard warned.
"Oooh, he's got me!"
"Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleath spell. Sheldon! Sheldon!" Howard ordered.
"I've got the sword of Azeroth!" Sheldon cried.
"Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj!"
"There is no more Sheldon, I am the Sword Master!"
"Leonard look out!" Howard cried.
"Damnit man, we're dying here!"
"Goodbye, peasants!" Sheldon boomed.
"The bastard teleported." Leonard sighed.
"He's selling the sword of Azeroth on Ebay." Raj announced.
"You betrayed us for money? Who are you?" Leonard asked in disbelief.
"I'm a rogue knight elf, don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait, somebody just clicked 'buy it now.'" Sheldon said.
"I am the Swordmaster!" Leah called, you as she walked into the living room
"You didn't." Leonard looked at her in disbelief.
"Oh, but I have." She laughed evilly.
"You bitch!" Howard exclaimed.
"Don't hate the player hate the game."
"That's my line!" Howard defended.
"Not anymore." She smiled evilly. Howard, Leonard and Raj all angrily closed their laptops while Sheldon looked at his girlfriend with admiration, before putting his stuff away as well.
YOU ARE READING
The Big Love Theory (A Big Bang Theory Fanfic)
FanfictionWhen Howard's childhood friend and Leonard's Ex from high school gets a job at Cal Tech, Leonard invites her to stay with him. At first Leonard hopes to win back her heart, but when that crashes and burns Leah finds herself fawning over one Dr Sheld...
