group chat
WE HAVE A HULK
Femme Fatale;
Nice going you doofus.
Legolas;
Who did what?
Big Green;
What did Tony do?
Iron Idiot;
Why do people automatically assume that I did something wrong?
Femme Fatale;
For once, it wasn't Stark.
Iron Idiot;
Ha!
Legolas;
Then who did what?
Femme Fatale;
Steve had the genius idea to show Thor, Pokemon Go.
Iron Idiot;
😂😂
Legolas;
Lol.
Cappy;
It wasn't my intention.
Big Green;
Steve, you play Pokemon Go?
Cappy;
I was curious as to what it was.
Tony was the one who showed me.
Big Green;
So it was Tony!
Iron Idiot;
I have a civil duty to educate this 90 year old on the 21st century.
Femme Fatale;
Oh my god.
Iron Idiot;
And I haven't even showed him Flappy Bird yet.
Big Green;
Flappy bird?!
Legolas;
Dude, the creator removed the game.
How are you even going to show him a game that is no longer on the App Store?
Iron Idiot;
Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.
Femme Fatale;
Like the videos of you with no clothes on?
Big Green;
Poor Jarvis, the only one who has suffered because of those videos.
Iron Idiot;
He's an A.I. how can he suffer?
Legolas;
Have you not seen I, Robot?
They conspired to enslave the human race.
Robots will take over the world!
Cappy;
You see, we didn't have these kind of problems in the 40s.
Iron Idiot;
We get it, you're old.
Stop reminding us.
Femme Fatale;
Where's Thor?
Legolas;
Probably catching Pokemon.
Big Green;
I've heard people get mugged because of that game.
Legolas;
Or kidnapped.
Iron Idiot;
Legend says, the last time humans saw Thor of Asgard, he was catching an Eevee in a ditch.
•••
So this is the first chapter.
How did you like it?
It's not going to be all group chat, it's going to be like half and half.
Anyway I'm starting to get sick and I fear I'm only going to get worse.
Let's hope this cold doesn't take me in my sleep.
Also, sorry this chapter is short.
YOU ARE READING
Eunoia | T. Stark
Fanfiction❝ You're so hot I'm gonna punch you in the face ❞ ❝ And they say romance is dead ❞ In which the Avengers accidentally add a random number to their group chat and the man of iron falls for the chat troll. ( TONY STARK ) (Group chat and rea...
