group chat
WE HAVE A HULK
Legolas;
Psst!
Big Green;
Psst! Hey!
Femme Fatale;
Hey stranger!
Cappy;
It's Yu, wasn't it?
Legolas;
You idiot, they were playing with us! That's not their real name!
Cappy;
Well how else am I suppose to address this person as?
Iron Idiot;
Hey you!
Yes you!
Femme Fatale;
Answer us!
It's been three days since you showed yourself in this chat!
Big Green;
Who are you?
Iron Idiot;
Hey you!
Yu;
Out there in the cold.
Cappy;
It's not cold.
It's warm.
Yu;
Getting lonely, getting old.
Legolas;
Oh my god. They know Steve so well.
😂😂
Goldilocks;
Do not worry, Captain Rogers, the right maiden is out there for you.
Except for Clint. He will die alone.
Legolas;
Hey!
Yu;
Can you feel me?
Big Green;
No we can't?
We don't 'feel you'.
Youths these days.
Iron Idiot;
Stop playing! Who are you?
Yu;
Hey you, standing in the aisles.
Iron Idiot;
Okay, what?
Yu;
With itchy feet and fading smiles.
Goldilocks;
Itchy feet?
Legolas;
Sounds like a medical condition.
Femme Fatale;
Why does this sound familiar?
Yu;
Can you feel me?
Big Green;
Again with the 'feel me'
Must be a teenager.
Cappy;
Can you teach me how to be hip with the trends?
Iron Idiot;
Please remove yourself from this chat.
Yu;
Hey you, don't help them to bury the light.
Femme Fatale;
I know I've heard this before.
Yu;
Don't give in without a fight.
Legolas;
Nat always puts up a fight.
Yu;
Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Legolas;
Not even with a ten foot pole.
😖
Femme Fatale;
Oh my god.
Pink Floyd!
Iron Idiot;
Where?!
Goldilocks;
Why is Floyd pink?
Femme Fatale;
I mean that this Yu person is talking to us in lyrics.
Hey You by Pink Floyd, to be precise.
Iron Idiot;
Oh.
Well I applaud this person for their great taste in music.
Yu;
Can't believe it took you guys this long to figure it out.
Femme Fatale;
But we did!
Now that we have that out of the way, who are you?
Yu;
Didn't I made that clear when I first introduced myself?
My name is Yu.
Iron Idiot;
Don't make us fall for that again!
Big Green;
No matter how funny that was.
Goldilocks;
And entertaining.
Legolas;
Even if it did delay my trip to the hospital.
Yu;
How's your foot by the way?
Legolas;
In a cast.
Yu;
For how long?
Legolas;
Six weeks.
Yu;
Oh.
Did you at least get it signed?
Legolas;
Yeah.
I play tic-tac-toe on my foot.
Goldilocks;
He does.
Iron Idiot;
Why are you talking so freely about it to a STRANGER?!
WE DO NOT KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS!!!
Femme Fatale;
Answer us you punk!
Yu;
Or what?
Femme Fatale;
We'll hunt you down!
Yu;
You had three days to do so.
You guys are the Avengers. You could've found me in five minutes if you wanted to.
Big Green;
We're lazy.
Cappy;
Hello, uh, I would like to know who you are.
Yu;
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Legolas;
Please never leave this chat.
Iron Idiot;
I'm dead.
😂😂☠
Yu;
Hi Dead, I'm Yu.
Iron Idiot;
Away with your dad jokes!
Yu;
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Femme Fatale;
We're never going to find out who this person is.
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