Eunoia | T. Stark

twenty six

group chat & real life

DOES THIS CHAT EVEN HAVE A NAME ANYMORE?

Legolas;
It's happening! It's finally happening my dreams are coming true!

Big Green;
WE'RE GOING TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS BABEY!!!

Femme Fatale;
Wow I've never seen Bruce this excited before

Iron Idiot;
About time the guy lets loose

Big Green;
I want to go to Hogwarts! I want to go in that castle! I want to buy a wand and be a wizard for the day!

Goldilocks;
I want the food

Legolas;
I'm ready to fall into another food coma

Cappy;
Clint, at least carry something for your stomach this time. We don't want another Disneyland repeat

Legolas;
Nothing happened

Femme Fatale;
Aside from all the dry heaving toward the end of the night

Doug Dimmadome;
No worries, I got stuff in my bag for the upset tummy

Iron Idiot;
Okay, I have to ask. Who's Doug Dimmadome?

Doug Dimmadome;

Legolas;
It's from The Fairly OddParents

Big Green;
I'm gonna buy all the HP merch and go on that studio tour and go to Jurassic Park!

Femme Fatale;
Look at him. He's like a puppy

Legolas;
I'm so happy. First Disneyland and now Universal Studios. What a great vacation

Doug Dimmadome;
What about the times you went to the beach?

Femme Fatale;
You mean when he was attacked by a flock of seagulls (not the band) and they took his ice cream cone?

Cappy;
Don't forget they also took his pizza

Goldilocks;
He was betrayed by his fellow birds

Iron Idiot;
His stupid bird sounds only seemed to antagonize the seagulls

Cappy;
He sounded like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park

Big Green;
He sounded like Mothra. REEEEE! REEEE!

Legolas;
It was supposed to be a hawk sound to scare the seagulls

Legolas;
I'm called Hawkeye for a reason damnit!

Doug Dimmadome;
You may be known as Hawkeye but everytime I hear your name I can't help but picture this Hawkeye