Eunoia | T. Stark

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group chat

We have a Hulk

David Pumpkins;
My Avenger friends, it is three in the afternoon. Do you know what that means?

Femme Fatale;
You're going to tell us who you are?

Big Green;
How many times have you changed your name on this chat?

David Pumpkins;
Many times now.
And no, Natasha, I'm not going to tell you who I am.

Cappy;
What does it mean, David Pumpkins?

Iron Idiot;
Steve is the only person here who calls the stranger by the name they give us. He's too trustworthy.

Goldilocks;
The man can defend himself.

Legolas;
Except from Girl Scouts. I've never laughed so hard.

Goldilocks;
Those girls will grow to be exceptional warriors.

Femme Fatale;
Proud of the girls. Ashamed of Steve.

Iron Idiot;
Their sale tactic worked because I bought all their cookies.

David Pumpkins;
What happened?

Big Green;
Steve was attacked by Girl Scouts. They ambushed him.

Iron Idiot;
He fell.
Just like he fell in the ocean.

David Pumpkins;
Ö

Cappy;
How am I suppose to defend myself from seven and eight year old girls?
And how was that a sale tactic?

Femme Fatale;
Who cares? We have Thin Mints for months!!

David Pumpkins;
I want cookies!

Femme Fatale;
TOO. BAD.

David Pumpkins;
:O

Iron Idiot;
So what's up, David Pumpkins?
Oh my god. I never thought I would type something like that in my life.

David Pumpkins;
I bet you never thought of typing a lot of things until I came to your life.
😁

Iron Idiot;
😒

David Pumpkins;
I just wanted to say that since its three, I now have time to annoy you guys.

Cappy;
Why after three?

David Pumpkins;
Because that's when I get off work. Well technically at 2:45 but by the time I leave its already three, three thirty.

Femme Fatale;
What do you do?

David Pumpkins;
So I am here to annoy you guys.

Big Green;
What do you do for a living?

David Pumpkins;
I was watching tv last night.