Friday Night Bites. *Edited*

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I'm very disappointed in myself as I never caught up to Jeremy, my ass fell and scraped up my knee pretty badly, I went to aunt Jenna for help but all she did was laugh and throw some band aids at me

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I'm very disappointed in myself as I never caught up to Jeremy, my ass fell and scraped up my knee pretty badly, I went to aunt Jenna for help but all she did was laugh and throw some band aids at me. The little shit came back at about three in the morning and I waited up all night for his ass. So when morning came I was a little reluctant to go to school today but I knew Jenna would not let me stay home. As I make my way downstairs I throw a book at Jeremy hoping it would take his ass out, of course with the amazing aim I was blessed with, It missed.

"Awww it's okay Liz you'll catch him next time!" Aunt Jenna yells as she heads out the door, I turn and give a sadistic grin to Jeremy

"You know I've always liked dogs, big teeth, and they're fast, and they eat little shits like you for breakfast! Hey Jenna ever consider getting a dog!" I yell as I make my way to the car with Elena laughing her ass off.

When we make it to school Bonnie starts on Stefan again

"I'm not saying don't date the guy, I'm just saying take it slow." I nod my head

"Just a warning the walls are very thin and I'm a light sleeper, and I don't want to have to explain the periodic thumping going on to Jeremy, o his poor innocent ears!" I laugh as Elena rolls her eyes and shoves me.

"But you said to go for it."

"Now I'm saying take it slow."

I roll my eyes as I limp next to them

"It has only been a week Elena, sex after at least the second date, don't want to seem easy."

"O like you "I'm a fatalist", "and I'm single!" She laughs as she believes she made the funniest joke yet

" o come on you know it was great!" She leans in and lifts her hand up, my eyes fill with hope, my smile growing as I reach up to finally get a high five. The bitch pulls back and laughs at my face,

"Oh my god, Bonnie did you see her face? It's like someone killed her puppy!" Her And Bonnie enjoy themselves, as I circle around and stop right in front of them

"You're adopted!" I yell as I make my way towards first period

"how we look alike!" Elena screams as I flick her off in the process.

I turn around for a brilliant comeback just in time to catch Stefan catch a ball aimed right for his head, I look over to Tyler and Matt

"I didn't know they let hobos into school!" Matt looks at me smiles while walking past

"I didn't know they let prostitutes in there either." Him and Tyler high five as they walk past rubbing it into my face that I couldn't at least get one. Elena walks by my desk

"Stefan and Bonnie are coming to dinner tonight, behave." My mouth drops open

"What do I look like to you a dog?"

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