Family Ties. *Edited*

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"Scum fell, scum bucket

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"Scum fell, scum bucket." I laugh as I hear Jenna verbally abuse Logan on the tv.

"You know he can't hear you Jenna." She smiles, 

"Oh I wish he would, I'd really like if the loser would just leave and never come back!" She yells as she draws me into a hug, 

"We all know you'd jump his bones before he could even get one word out of his mouth." She gasphs.

"Okay Liz we all know you're the easy one in the family!" My mouth pops open as I turn around, Jermey walks by just in time

"Of course she is did you see her chase an innocent new kid the other day? Almost made him cry!" He bursts out laughing as he takes a seat on the couch.

"I'll have you know I just wanted his name, but apparently Matt got to him first, and he kept taking off running whenever I approached him." I try and defend myself as I sit on the table finishing last nights homework I had forgoten to do.

"I'm amazed the fatter twin managed to keep up with him." He gives me a mega watt smile

"Oh my god  did this lazy ass just call me fat?" I point at Jermey as turn towards Jenna as she takes out a semi empty carton of Ben and Jerry's. She pulls the carton up to eye level with me, a judgmental stare already in place

"I swear to god it was Elena!" I look down at my phone as it annoyingly rings,

"Hello  rent a hoe this is Liz, if you've rented the Mexican caramba, they'll be there in a day. Anything else I can help you with?"

"Wow Eliza you've really come up in the world from a prostitute to a pimp!"

"I know Matt I work pretty fast now what do you want you little shit?"

"Did you sign my ass up for Tinder?" I give a dramatic gasp

"I would never Mattie! And if I did I would've made you gay! Goodbye Matt."

"Liz we're not done, take it down, I'll put your name on a porn start list if you don't delete it!" I give him a sadistic laugh

"Wow Mattie thanks for the compliment I know I'm good in bed!"

"See about that I've been talking to John and apparently you can't seem to keep your balance when you top?" My face goes red

"Okay it was Jermey! I swear I tried to talk him out of it!" I yell as Jermey picks up his phone right after I hung up on Matt

"Dude I swear to god I don't know anything about a Tinder profile." I listen as I get closer to him

"What do you mean we matched!?" Jermey swings around and starts running towards me

"You know Jenna maybe I'll take that run you suggested!" I yelled at Jenna in the kitchen as I bolted out of the door.

I turn back around as I had realized I'd left my keys in my bag, which is in my room, I groan pulling my curls out of my face as I start making my way back up the stairs,I look up hearing heavy footsteps coming towards me

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