There Goes the Neighbor. *Edited*

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"Jeremy baby love me!" I yell as I hit the couch with Jeremy on it

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"Jeremy baby love me!" I yell as I hit the couch with Jeremy on it.

"What you gonna do buy me like you tried with Matt?" I smirk as he shoves me off the couch, I ended up kissing the floor,

"Why do I always get a mouth full of ground every day?" I question Jeremy as I sit up and brush off my jeans.

"Karma's a bitch." My mouth pops open as I turn towards Jeremy, blocking the TV in the process.

"Okay, fat ass can you not block my show." I cross my arms,

"Okay I know you're a teenager and all but do you got to be an ass, not like I deserve it." His eyebrow shoots up as he stands.

"Oh really? You told Anna I had a two-inch dick and that I have AIDS." I started cracking up laughing,

"The sad thing was the bitch believed it!" I yell as I fall on the ground laughing, Jeremy instantly picks up the remote, and my eyebrow lifts,

"What are gonna do with that pussy?"

"Don't you dare you little shit!" I hear Jenna yell as she makes her way downstairs charging at us with a broom, I jump away quickly putting about ten feet in between us, I start to smirk as I knew what was coming next.

"Why do you always blame me?"

"Because you always cost me more money!"

"Why the hell are you running at me with the broom?!"

" Come here you little shit!"

"No Jenna, please! Child abuse!" Jeremy yells as he gets a beating with the broom, I might have to invest in one just in case my trusty bat loses its life in the line of fire. I look out the window just in time to see Matt's face full of horror as he watches Jeremy get his ass beat!

"Mattie baby!" I scream as I leap up and rush out the door after him,

"Nooo! Not again! Keep your Climitia to yourself!" He yells out as he starts running away

"Any one of you fuckers heard of a condom?!" Mrs. Jenkins yells as Matt crosses her yard.

"Get your nasty asses off my lawn!" I watch in horror as she pulls out her double-barrel shotgun, I'm suddenly running faster than Matt. "Don't you leave me bitch!" I hear Matt yell behind me as I take off,

"Why the hell is your fat ass faster than me?!"

I hop out of the car with Matt and Caroline in tow.

"I'm sorry Matt your moms a whore." He starts laughing as Caroline gives me a look,

"And I thought Grams was a cougar." He shakes his head as he rubs my head and starts heading towards first.

"I don't get it." I look at Caroline as I open my locker.

"Get what?"

"How you can just make jokes like that when his mom adores you." I snort and start having a full-on laughing attack,

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