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TFP New born baby (Autobots and Decepticons x reader)

Heres the surprise! Enjoy!
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Autobots

Optimus
>At your side all the time
>No you need to lay do w n
>I'm taking care of the baby you were up with it last night
>Sh I'm making memories with them, (Y/n)
>Always holding (B/n)
>V e r y p r o t e c t i v e
>Is hell-bent on making them say Optimus Prime or Dad, but mostly Optimus Prime
> "Say Optimus Prime, (B/n)"
> "Thats a bit advanced for her/him, hun"
> "Oh. Then, say Cybertron"
> "Optimus they can't even say words"
> *(B/n) babbles the equivalent to Cybertron*
> "I was wrong"
> Optimus often ignores everyone else
>Sometimes you see him on the floor in his smaller bi-pedal form on his stomach, kicking his legs in the air while watching (B/n) play
>They are both precious beans

Ratchet
>Will grumble when they start crying
> "(Y/n)...go take care of (B/n)"
>He does take care of (B/n), he just leaves him with Raf sometimes
>Will absolutely cry if he/she makes grabby hands at him and babbles
>The baby is loud like him
>He grumbles because he doesn't know what to dO
> "Why is he/she crying?! How do I differentiate between waste, food, or being held?!"
>You caught him handing (B/n) off to Raf to go work
> "Honey y-you woke from your nap early!"
> "Raf, would you like to play with (B/n) at the park since their father is too busy?"
> "No come back I'm sORRY-"
>You forgive him later mostly because (B/n) cried a little after her/his father was out of sight when they rode in Bumblebee with their mother and uncle

Bumblebee
>:They're so cute! Just like us!:
> "Nah. Just you."
>He takes a lot of pictures of them and claims them as "memories"
>He was the one to name her/him
>(B/n) is seriously fast and energetic like their father
>I'm serious I can't get her/him to stOP-
>Frequent visits to the park
>He makes you take like 20 naps a day because, :You delivered the baby and that was hard to watch! I can't imagine actually doing it!:
>He cries happy tears a lot more now
>If (B/n) even remotely babbles something close to his name he bursts into tears and shouts it out to the whole base

Bulkhead
>Is afraid to hold them at first
> "I-I don't wanna drop her/him..!"
> "You wont Bulk. I'll be right here."
>The first time he does hold her/him, he tries too hard not to cry happy tears
>Wreckers don't cry.
>The first time you are ready to go on a mission by Ratchet's standards, you leave (B/n) with him, and he does not know what to d o
>Miko asks to hold them, but he refuses angrily
>He does not let anyone else hold them in fear that they will drop them
>He has to be there if anyone else holds them
>Will absolutely follow you and (B/n) around
>Sorry (B/n) you wont be able to find a boyfriend/girlfriend for a long time :')

Wheeljack
>Pretends like he knows what to do
>H e r e a l l y d o e s n ' t
>P l e a s e h e l p h i m , ( Y / n )
>He loves (B/n) to death, all the fathers + Arcee love their child with you to death
>Doesn't know how to hold her/him for the longest time
>Also never lets anyone else hold them, even if he is there
>If you pass them off, he'll make an exception
>If anyone tries to pawn them off his servos, he'll immediately put his mouth guard over his face as his way to get them to back off
>Is actually a good influence
>...until they get older

Arcee
>W A I T H A N G O N
>W H Y A R E T H E Y C R Y I N G?!
>( Y / N ) P L E A S E E X P L A I N
>Never really lets you hold them
> "Arcee I gave birth to her/him let me hold her/him please-"
> "nO"
>Arcee wanting more children, and telling Ratchet to modify her liquid again
>You refusing because (B/n) was recently born
> "Maybe when (B/n) gets older, Arcee"
> "But I want 5 more children now.."
>Lol good luck finding a boyfriend/girlfriend, (B/n)