strangest idol ◇ taekook

f i f t e e n

[taetanic]

taetanic
have you ever realized that every number has an indices to it we just don't put it there
like we could if we wanted
but we don't
why is that

thekookieyouwant
my brain hurts what

taetanic
im revising my m a t H s

thekookieyouwant
why would u even need to aren't you like out of school
like the grown aDuLt u are??

taetanic
hah
no
actually
fun fact of the day
im going back to college soon
so greAT

thekookieyouwant
waiT WHAT REALLY?

taetanic
yeh tragic i know

thekookieyouwant
what college 🅱️roskie

taetanic
seoul uni i think my hyung said

thekookieyouwant
yo
same

taetanic
omG MAYBE WE COULD MEET UP

jungkook sat in his room freaking out. what if they actually do meet up at the college? will tae find him ugly? wait no he wouldn't, would he?

jungkook's mind rushed with too many bad thoughts. he almost had a mental breakdown until he heard a ding from his phone.

taetanic
yo kook
you've haven't replied in like 20 minutes
are you okay?
or do you not want us to meet up cause that's fine if you don't

lying's the best option right now, jungkook thought

thekookieyouwant
oh no it's fine
my mum just called me down and i forgot to reply when i came back

"what no that sounded stupid ugh kook you had one job", jungkook said to himself.

taetanic
oh
okay
well i gotta go eat my bro bro

thekookieyouwant
okay hyung
bye
eat well

taetanic
bye

"oh god that was uncomfortable", jungkook said as he covered his face with his hands in regret.

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i wrote this in like 5 minutes hi