May 22nd, 2016, 3:34am
PastyPatryk: Why in God's name are you up so late, Tord?
BlackEyedPeas: Tord sounds like a cat name lmao
Tordylock: Well you see
Tordylock: Why are you up?
PastyPatryk: That is not of your business.
PastyPatryk: Now, would you open the door?
ArmyFang:
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. PastyPatryk: I will break down this fucking door right now. I would be yelling at you if we wouldn't wake the neighbors, but I have common courtesy.
Tordylock: Fine we're out, we're out
BlackEyedPeas: It seems wimpy that you gave up just like that
Tordylock: LOL
Tordylock: Shut up
RingoJingo: as fun as it is, let's change the subject
RingoJingo: MOM, WE'RE THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!
PastyPatryk: Well, I should hope so! You kids have been playing outside for the last nine hours!
RingoJingo: yeah...
BlackEyedPeas: Yeah...
PastyPatryk: How would you kids like a delicious, sunny glass of circletine!??!?!?!
BlackEyedPeas: CIRCLETIIIIIIIINEEEEE!
RingoJingo: CIRCLEEETIIIINEEEEE!
BlackEyedPeas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH fucking throws glass into wall
PastyPatryk: Get the milk and vinegar, kids!
RingoJingo: grabs milk and vinegar violently
BlackEyedPeas: slams circletine-mix onto counter
PastyPatryk: dumps mix into a glass
HotShowMatt: hey gang!
PastyPatryk: CIRCLETINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! throws glass at his face
HotShowMatt: bye
PastyPatryk: MIX IT TOGETHER KIDS!
RingoJingo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIXING HEAVILY
BlackEyedPeas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING VIOLENTLY MIXING, BREAKING GLASS
PastyPatryk: It's ready!
BlackEyedPeas:
RingoJingo:
PastyPatryk: Go tell Grandpa...
BlackEyedPeas:
BlackEyedPeas: CIRCLETINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ArmyFang: OWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH explodes
Tordylock: What
Tordylock: What the fuck

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