chapter three

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May 22nd, 2016, 3:34am

PastyPatryk: Why in God's name are you up so late, Tord?

BlackEyedPeas: Tord sounds like a cat name lmao

Tordylock: Well you see

Tordylock: Why are you up?

PastyPatryk: That is not of your business.

PastyPatryk: Now, would you open the door?

ArmyFang:

PastyPatryk:  I will break down this fucking door right now

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PastyPatryk:  I will break down this fucking door right now. I would be yelling at you if we wouldn't wake the neighbors, but I have common courtesy.

Tordylock: Fine we're out, we're out

BlackEyedPeas: It seems wimpy that you gave up just like that

Tordylock: LOL

Tordylock: Shut up

RingoJingo: as fun as it is, let's change the subject

RingoJingo: MOM, WE'RE THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!

PastyPatryk: Well, I should hope so! You kids have been playing outside for the last nine hours!

RingoJingo: yeah...

BlackEyedPeas: Yeah...

PastyPatryk: How would you kids like a delicious, sunny glass of circletine!??!?!?!

BlackEyedPeas: CIRCLETIIIIIIIINEEEEE!

RingoJingo: CIRCLEEETIIIINEEEEE!

BlackEyedPeas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH fucking throws glass into wall

PastyPatryk: Get the milk and vinegar, kids!

RingoJingo: grabs milk and vinegar violently

BlackEyedPeas: slams circletine-mix onto counter

PastyPatryk: dumps mix into a glass

HotShowMatt: hey gang!

PastyPatryk: CIRCLETINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! throws glass at his face

HotShowMatt: bye

PastyPatryk: MIX IT TOGETHER KIDS!

RingoJingo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIXING HEAVILY

BlackEyedPeas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING VIOLENTLY MIXING, BREAKING GLASS

PastyPatryk: It's ready!

BlackEyedPeas:

RingoJingo:

PastyPatryk:  Go tell Grandpa...

BlackEyedPeas:

BlackEyedPeas:  CIRCLETINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ArmyFang: OWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH explodes

Tordylock: What

Tordylock: What the fuck

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