Me: Hello readers! Children. I have captured the paladins. Plus, Azaria and Kimara. I'll be asking them harmless questions. *smirkity smirk smirk*
Keith: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!!! WE DID NOTHING WRONG!!! WHO ARE YOU!!!!
Me: Just call me Sparrow.
Azaria: Wassup Sparrow.
Me: Wassup Zari and Kim
Kim: Hey.
Allura: What are we doing here?
Me: We're slowly dying.
Keith: You understand me.
Pidge: We're eternal friends.
Azaria: HOLD UP! STAND 5 METERS AWAY FROM HER!!! NOW, LET ME JUST *crawls onto my back*
MY SISTER!!!
Kim:...
I'm proud.
Shiro: Keith.
Keith: *sheds imaginary tear* I taught her well.
Allura: Humans are crazy. Why is there another human in here?
Me:...who said I was human.
Hunk: Are you Galra?
Me: No. I'm cooler.
Lance: Altean?
Me: Cooler.
Kimara: A DINOSAUR
Me: I WISH!
Pidge: A demigod.
Me: Yeah, how'd you know?
Shiro: Your shirt says 'YOU DARE CHALLENGE A DEMIGOD'
Me:.......I didn't do that.
Me: Well...Shiro. Do you think you'll have a happy relationship with Allura?
Shiro: *turns red*
Allura:........why. Can't I have a crush in peace?
Me: Because I control everything.
Shiro: *whispers* maybe.
Me: I HEARD THAT!!!! HE SAID MAYBE!!!!
Allura: *blushes redder than blood*
Me: KISS KISS!!!
Me and Lance: FALL IN LOVE!!!
Azaria and Kim: We have to be friends with these people.
Me: Okay. That's a yes. Keith, how close have you and Pidge gotten?
Keith: Close enough we're able to spend the night making stupid conspiracy theories. And stupid stuff in general.
Pidge: Close enough that I could bite his hair. Or face.
Keith: It hurts...
Pidge: Do you think I care?
Keith:*sad*
Pidge:*hugs and bites his hair*
Keith: Stop.
Pidge: mo fank uo
Me, Lance, Hunk and Kim: Beautiful.
Me: Well, this girl has gotta do some more work. Lance, How close have you gotten to Hunk?
Hunk: We've been best friends since the Garrison. It's easy.
Lance: He sounds like a stalker when he talks about Shay.
Kim and Zari: WHO'S SHAY!
Pidge: *stops biting hair* HIS GIRLFRIEND! *continues to bite hair*
Me: Kim, why'd you prank the paladins?
Kim: I WAS BORED! THIS GIRL WAS IN THE LIBRARY JUST READING!!!
Zari: Good point.
Kim: And I don't know how to read Altean stuff. Zari ended up learning by some spell. Now, I know how to read Altean stuff. So, I stopped the threatening.
Keith: That's why you stopped. But, why'd you attack?
Zari: I didn't want to get caught.
Keith: Pidge! That tickled. Fair enough.
Me: Zari. What do think of Lance. Considering you guys got along immediately.
Zari: he's my new brother cuz Keith abandoned me.
Lance: We both have a certain thing for revenge when it comes to Keith.
Me: Beautiful. I actually think you'd get along with Leo Valdez. If only I could add him in this Fanfic.
Leo: I HEARD FANFIC! WHAT'S IT ABOUT!
Me: WRONG FANDOM, LEO! GET OUT!
Leo:*leaves while cursing in Spanish*
Me: Adiós.
Me: Ignore him. He's...not supposed to be here.
Stranger: LEO VALDEZ BAD BOY SUPREME!!!!
Leo: I-
Me: YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FANDOM!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR FANFIC!!!!
Leo: Tell me what it's about.
Me: *whispers in his ear* Kidge.
Leo: What's that?
Me: *whispering* The guy with the mullet and the girl with short hair that's biting his hair.
Leo: Okay. I am pleased with this.
Me: NOW LEAVE!!! *pushes him out the door*
Me: Okay. Now, we are ending this here. So, goodbye fellow Aliens, Witches and Wizards, Demigods and Mortals + muggles that have no idea what this means.
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More Than Friends {KIDGE}
FanfictionShiro thinks that the team needs to 'bond' with each other. Keith teams up with the only other serious one, Pidge. They become friends, but maybe more than friends... NONE OF THE ART IS MINE! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT THE STORY!
