More Than Friends {KIDGE}

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This is for Nicky_ThePup

I don't know what I'm doing.

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE PALADINS AMIRITE

Pidge: We're literally right here. Sparrow, you're talking to a device. And acting as if you're talking to other people. See, the thing is, we're worried.

Keith: Okay, whatever. Get on with the stuff, Sparrow.

Sparrow: Okay, so, the thing is, I'm going to change something. Don't worry, it's temporary. Probably. If I don't change my mind.

Allura: I'm lost...

Shiro: What exactly are you implying?

Sparrow: I'm sorry Azaria. Calisto, I'm sorry. *writes down on paper*

Calisto: I don't get it...

Sparrow: There. I'm done.

Azaria: I still don't get it.

Sparrow: Calisto, over here. *whispering* Ain't Azaria cute?

Calisto:*whispering* What? No! She's just a- *looks over at her* friend...

Sparrow: I didn't ask if she was your friend. I asked if she was cute or not.

Calisto*Still loking at her, then looking back at me.*: What are you trying to do?

Sparrow: HE'S TOO FRUSTRATING! AZARIA, OVER HERE! *pushing Calisto away*

Azaria: What is it?

Sparrow *whispering*: Isn't Calisto cute.

Azaria: Girl, I'm an asexual and nebularomantic person. If I had feelings for him, I wouldn't know.

Sparrow: All males, leave!

Hunk: Where do we go?

Sparrow: Lance, remember the Heathers fangirl?

Lance: Nope.

Sparrow: Fine. Then just wait out the door and don't move.

Basically all the dudes: *gone*

Sparrow: So, you're telling me, that after all that talking and compliments, you don't see him as a nice person? Not even a I-might-like-him guy?

Azaria: Well, he's nice. Good-looking. And overall a great personality. Maybe  a possible best friend. Kim is number one, though.

Kim: I don't know where this is going. But I appreciate the compliment!

Sparrow: Describe his appearance.

Azaria: Why? What does that have to do with-

Sparrow: Do it.

Azaria: Well, he's got pretty freckles. I swear, they're literally glowing. Gold eyes that turn darker depending on his mood. Fluffy dark blue hair. He's got, like, an olive skin tone. I think it's one shade darker, though.

Sparrow: Habits?

Azaria: Sometimes, he slightly tugs on his hair when he's nervous.

Sparrow: Describe what he's like. And what he enjoys.

Azaria: He loves chocolate. Not even joking. I had a piece on my belt and gave it to him. He swallowed it all. It was scary, man. He's very nervous. Good liar. He exaggerates on most things, but it's hilarious. Smiling most of the time. A goofball, a little serious, and reckless.

Sparrow: Reckless? How-

Azaria: I dared him to jump off a cliff. And he did it!

Pidge: That's also the story of why we had to put him in a healing pod.

Kim: I dared him to stab himself.

Pidge: He spent a lot of time in the healing pod.

Sparrow: What happens when I'm not around?

Allura: Bad things. Or good things. One time we sat in the lounge eating these things humans call 'doritos'. Another time, we almost killed Coran.

Sparrow: Back to the original subject, Azaria. The whole question is, do you like Calisto?

Azaria: What? I'm sorry, no! I can't like him!

Sparrow: Why not?

Azaria: I just can't! We met, like, a few weeks ago. Or a month. I don't know! Time is fuzzy around here! Seriously, you expect me to like someone, just because they have pretty eyes, hair, and face. Plus, an A++++ personality. Just because he still laughs at my horrible jokes, even though he doesn't understand them! Because he and Kim get along well, which is a good thing. And right now, my whole body feels like it's floating and I feel weird. But it's a nice weird. And- OH MY QUIZNAKING CRACKERS I LIKE HIM!

Sparrow: So this pen and book do work. Let's see if I could do anything else.

Pidge: Sparrow, what are you-

Allura: What if animals were all secretly going against us and have a secret meeting at night, planning to kill us?

Allura: I didn't even think of that. What's happening?

Sparrow: This is hilarious. I now rule you.

Pidge: Excuse me!

Sparrow: Actually, no. I love you guys too much for that.

Azaria: *already curled up in a ball on the floor* Oh no, I like someone. I like someone!

Sparrow: Now, how do I erase this?

*silence*

Sparrow: Crap.

Thank you for reading! Watch out for the next chapter. You won't expect it. Goodbye wizards, witches, muggles, aliens, humans, half-bloods, mortals, and people who are somehow reading this who have no idea what I'm talking about!
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