|Mommy's Little Babyboy| PJM Smut

Twenty

[Another group chat just to update this book.]

hoeprincess: hey fat whores

Asshole: why do you always start the chat with something mean (ಥ_ʖಥ)

SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻: because he's a cunt

TaeTae🐯: are you sure that you're not the cunt?

SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻: do you want a fist to your face?!

TaeTae🐯: ooh~ fist me daddy~!💦

Jungkookie:

Nammie: why can't we ever have a normal conversation?

Chimmie: why me?!?!?!

hoeprincess: ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) because we're all sluts joon

Chimmie: Jin! You still never changed your name!

hoeprincess: it defines me perfectly thanks Hoseok

Asshole: no problem! 👍

SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻: stop messaging you shit heads

Jungkookie: why are you so grumpy hyung?

Nammie: everyone just take a breath and calm down-

TaeTae🐯: YOONGI HAS A SMALL DICK

Jungkookie: now I know why

Asshole: how the hell do you even know Rae 😂

Asshole: Tae*

Chimmie: this conversation is making me very uncomfortable

hoeprincess: aw you're such a shy baby it's adorable

hoeprincess: did Yoongi accidentally send you his saggy nudes

SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻: why is everyone attacking me

TaeTae🐯: idk lets attack joonie instead

Nammie: wtf

Nammie: can I play with my plushies in peace? They are more nice than you guys

Chimmie: I love plushies!

Jungkookie: can't this be an attack free chat?

TaeTae🐯: where's the fun in that

hoeprincess: this chat is basically pointless

Chimmie: like you?

hoeprincess: bITCH

Asshole: ooooooooo

Jungkookie: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Chimmie: nooo Tae stole my phone! I didn't mean it Jim!

Chimmie: Jin*

SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻: bye fuckers hope you rot in hell

(SaggyOldGrandpa👴🏻 has left the chat)

Nammie: I'm leaving too

(Nammie has left the chat)

hoeprincess: bye sluts

(hoeprincess has left the chat)

(Asshole has left the chat)

(Chimmie has left the chat)

(Jungkookie has left the chat)

TaeTae🐯: not again 😥

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