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Swag Monster & Agust D

Swag Monster: Oppa

Agust D: Hm?

Swag Monster: I got some good pickup lines

Agust D: Oh god

Swag Monster: You buy me coffee and dinner cause you took my heart

Agust D: My cringe scale broke

Swag Monster: Did you know that if you looked your name up in the dictionary you'll see angel?

Agust D: Stop

Swag Monster: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Agust D: S t o p

Swag Monster: Are you related to the sun? Cause your existence just brightened by day

Agust D:

Swag Monster: Please love me

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Swag Monster: Please love me...or I'll ruin you and your family

Agust D: Stop

Swag Monster: Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day

Agust D:

Swag Monster: I'm not an organ donor, but I'll give you my heart

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Swag Monster: I'm not an organ donor, but I'll give you my heart

Agust D: I'm going to block you

Swag Monster: Fine I'll go tell my bomb ass pickup lines to Jungkook or Jimin

Agust D: Oh hell no

Swag Monster: THEN SHUT UP AND APPRECIATE MY LOVE DAMMIT

𝗹𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗮𝗻 , 𝖻𝗍𝗌 𝟪𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 ☑ (wattys 2018&2019)Where stories live. Discover now