Swag Monster & Agust D
Swag Monster: Oppa
Agust D: Hm?
Swag Monster: I got some good pickup lines
Agust D: Oh god
Swag Monster: You buy me coffee and dinner cause you took my heart
Agust D: My cringe scale broke
Swag Monster: Did you know that if you looked your name up in the dictionary you'll see angel?
Agust D: Stop
Swag Monster: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Agust D: S t o p
Swag Monster: Are you related to the sun? Cause your existence just brightened by day
Agust D:
Swag Monster: Please love me...or I'll ruin you and your family
Agust D: Stop
Swag Monster: Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day
Agust D:
Swag Monster: I'm not an organ donor, but I'll give you my heart
Agust D: I'm going to block you
Swag Monster: Fine I'll go tell my bomb ass pickup lines to Jungkook or Jimin
Agust D: Oh hell no
Swag Monster: THEN SHUT UP AND APPRECIATE MY LOVE DAMMIT
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𝗹𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗮𝗻 , 𝖻𝗍𝗌 𝟪𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 ☑ (wattys 2018&2019)
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