"hey yoongi, what's with you and jungkook?" i say.
"what? what do you mean?" yoongi says.
"i mean what's with you turning extremely soft for jungkook and him blushing? i am 100% sure jungkook likes you." i say.
"he doesn't. we're just close friends." yoongi says.
"there is no way you don't like him. i've seen the way you act around hoseok, let me tell you it's not the same how you act around jungkook. you adore him and jungkook always seems to come over more often. this is your chance to move on from hoseok. fuck all those guys or girls on tinder, i ship yoonkook." i say.
"w–what? are you crazy?! jungkook is underage too, he's 17!" yoongi says.
"so what, you guys aren't going to fuck right? go for it!" i say.
"really?" yoongi says.
"yes!" i say, "take him on a date tomorrow."
"well, how do i tell him?" yoongi says.
"give me your phone." i say.
me (suga): hii kook~ i miss you! do you wanna do something tomorrow?
kook🙈💘: HI YOONGI HYUNG
kook🙈💘: SHIT DO I SEEM TOO EXCITED LMAODJJEJEHJ
kook🙈💘: ok im sorryy~ but i miss you too! what do you wanna do tomorrow?
me (suga): maybe, a date? just you and me. i'll surprise you😏
kook🙈💘: HOLY SHIT JSKSKWIS OFC I WILL GO I WILL GONANYWHERE YES YES YE!!!!3!3!!3
kook🙈💘: i mean, of course i will! so excited
"jungkook is so whipped for you." i say and yoongi blushes.
