theslumpgod has added trippie1400, jaredwrld and heroinfather to "whew chile the faggotry"
trippie1400: what is this
jaredwrld: :(
jaredwrld: michael😔
theslumpgod: since me and jah are good friends
theslumpgod: we have decided to set up our matchmaking service
heroinfather: mikey we know you want jare to tear up your albino booty
heroinfather: and jare we know you want to fuck mikey until he cries as hard as you do every day
theslumpgod: ^
theslumpgod: so we about to leave and let yall talk
heroinfather: btw jare i'm still mad at you dont think i forgot
heroinfather: dont let me catch your big ass lacking
heroinfather: sad ass bitch
theslumpgod: jahhhhhh lets leave and give them some privacy
heroinfather: dont ever touch my nigga ever again
heroinfather: or else imma lynch your ass
heroinfather: on some kkk shit
theslumpgod: JAHSEH
theslumpgod: DWAYNE
theslumpgod: RICARDO
theslumpgod: ONFROY
heroinfather: daddy you called?
theslumpgod: LEAVE THE CHAT
heroinfather: ok daddy
heroinfather: jare you better fuck mikey good
heroinfather: and stay away from my nigga
heroinfather has left the chat
theslumpgod has left the chat
trippie1400: so um
trippie1400: your walmart stokeley looking ass likes me?
trippie1400: damn you been typing forever
trippie1400: you writing a paragraph?
jaredwrld: michael lamar white IV, i love you. i think you're perfect michael. you're fucking beautiful, you're one of the funniest people i've ever known in my entire life and i'm so glad i met you. you've been perfect since june 18th 1999 at 2:00 pm. i know you don't feel the same way but i think you're amazing and i would love if you were mine. all of my sadness would go away if you were. i love you❤🌹
trippie1400: are you writing my wikipedia page💀💀💀
jaredwrld: :(
trippie1400: calm down big uzi vert i'm just playing with you💀
trippie1400: i feel the same way about you
trippie1400: idk how long i've felt this way about you but when i'm around you you make me feel all tingly and nervous
trippie1400: i just never said shit about it kuz idk i was scared to say it ig
trippie1400: i love your sensitive ass❤
trippie1400: and im blushing rn nobody has ever said nothing like that about me before
trippie1400: like damn somebody really love my ugly ass ❤😭
jaredwrld: really???
jaredwrld: you like me too?
trippie1400: yeah i like you too jare
trippie1400: how long have you liked me
jaredwrld: idk how long but we always the 3rd and 4th wheel to jah and stoke so i guess thats why
trippie1400: same
trippie1400: idk i just feel like i can be myself around you and i can talk to you about anything and you won't judge
trippie1400: you're a really good listener and you're so sweet and you just make me go skdhksgdsjkdgksdgfjsgdf inside
jaredwrld: lmao awwwwwww baby
jaredwrld: i love you mikey. i'm so glad you feel the same way bc i was scared you would reject me :(
trippie1400: never i love you too jarebear
jaredwrld: now i'm coming over there to make love to you
trippie1400: shdhdjdhdhdjdjd
trippie1400: "make love to you" headass
trippie1400: no nigga choke me and make me call you daddy tf💀💀
jaredwrld: ohhhh so you like that rough shit
trippie1400: .....maybe
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ima start updating this slower because i go to school in a couple of days and because i wanna focus on my other books. i needa finish lovelorn so i can hurry up and get to this sequel💀💀💀
YOU ARE READING
sus ✧ multi
Fanfictionwhere jahseh creates a groupchat with a bunch of other "straight" guys to share memes and jokes but it explodes into a frenzy of feelings, relationships, heartbreak, and of course, homosexuality. [published 7/24/18. finished 1/23/19]
